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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4689 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 243 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?