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CraftyJailbaitMC Server

bored, corrupt, CraftyJailbaitMC, dm, HIGH, icky videos, IneedPeach, kik, Server, slut

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.

So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2488	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Crops Grown:	4057	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”

advice, baby names, BIAS, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, CraftyAh, Decision making, ex-partner, family, Fatherhood, Minecraft, naming your child, Opinions, outside perspective., parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, unique names

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of dealing with baby daddy drama and need a break from real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where your ex’s opinion doesn’t matter and you can name your virtual baby whatever you want without any judgment.

Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.

And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!

WeddingCraftAutismBan

after party, aita, anger issues, autistic brother, behavioral problems, blowout tantrum, Caretaker, ceremony, close relationship, Fairness, family, inclusion, medication, neurodiversity, parents, selfish, special needs, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftAutismBan

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.

On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!

GraveSecretsMC SMP

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, GraveSecretsMC, hidden, INTIMATE, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, smp, undisclosed, Untold

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8001
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to start a war with your neighbors over who has the best potato farm? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society on the server where players share their deepest, darkest secrets. Want to confess to stealing your friend’s diamonds? Need to get something off your chest about that time you accidentally burned down half the village? Our secret society is the place to spill the beans – just make sure you can handle the consequences!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where chaos reigns, secrets are spilled, and the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyLoveConnections

Acts of kindness, Affection, appreciation, building connections, Communication, CraftyLoveConnections, Empathy, everyday gestures, fostering intimacy, Gratitude, love, loyalty, patience, positive interactions, quality time, simple gestures, small gestures, strengthen relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing chickens, where every tree you chop down turns into a giant rainbow unicorn, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mysterious creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to convince the Diamond Pig to turn their entire house into a giant disco ball!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RentControlCraft Minecraft Server

1940s, affordable housing, Assembly, city government, economic stability, Housing, housing crisis, housing market, inflation rate, Landlords, legislation, mexico city, Minecraft, policy, real estate, regulatory measures, rent control, rental prices, RentControlCraft, Server, Social Impact, tenants, Urban planning

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crops Grown:	8656	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

lol join this server cuz it’s like the Mexico City assembly but for Minecraft! we got the strongest rent control since the 1940s, limiting rises to the inflation rate of diamonds and emeralds! no more crazy rent hikes, just chill mining and building without worrying about losing all your virtual money! come join us and build the craziest pixelated skyscrapers without breaking the bank, it’s a virtual utopia for all your blocky needs!

CraftyRefugees

aid, asylum seekers, border, Conflict, controversy, CraftyRefugees, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, Europe, Government, Homeless, humanitarian, Hungary, immigration, international relations, policy, Political, Refugee Crisis, Ukrainian refugees

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	New Chunks Explored:	169423
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	1328

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where the government of Hungary is, like, so obsessed with minecraft that they start making Ukrainian refugees homeless just so they can join their server. like, they’re all like “sorry, gotta kick you out of your homes, we need more players in our minecraft world.” it’s, like, so messed up but also, like, so hilarious. come join us on this wild server where anything goes, even if it means kicking people out of their homes for some blocky fun. it’s gonna be a riot, trust me.

OG PVP Lifesteal: Where Netherite is Banned and Crystal PvP is a Myth. Join Now!

1.21, acceptance, apply, banned, Community, crystal, Discord, elytras, end crystals, ender pearls, Fun, Grinding, Join, LifeSteal, Myth, netherite, new players, process, PvP, Respawn Anchors, Riptide Tridents, rules, smp, totems of undying, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	98	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	74
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

OG PVP Lifesteal Server Overview

Server Type	PvP
Prohibited Items	Totems of Undying, Netherite, Ender Crystals, Respawn Anchors, Ender Pearls, Riptide Tridents, Elytras
Unique Features	Easier PvP for new players, Easy adjustment for long-time players, Less grinding, More fun

If you’re interested in joining, apply here on our Discord server. We accept plenty of people and the process is easy. We can’t wait to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use totems of undying on the server?	No, totems of undying are prohibited on our server.
Are netherite items allowed?	No, netherite items are not allowed on the server.
Can I use ender pearls for PvP?	No, ender pearls are banned while fighting someone on the server.
Is there a specific process for joining the server?	Yes, you can apply on our Discord server with the provided link. The process is simple and we accept plenty of applicants.

SnackAttack Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, calorie, diet, Dinner, eating habits, excess, Food, funny, gluttony, guilty pleasure, humor, indulgence, Lifestyle, Minecraft, overeating, portion control, self-control, Server, snack, SnackAttack, temptation, Unhealthy, weight gain

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9583	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be snacking on 3000 calorie virtual treats all day long! Our pixelated pigs are stuffed with bacon-wrapped cookies and our cows produce milkshakes instead of milk. You’ll never go hungry in our world, that’s for sure! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples give you super strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands. So come join us and feast like an American after dinner!