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TerrorCraft: CharlieHebdo10yrs

Charlie Hebdo attack, CharlieHebdo10yrs, CounterTerrorism, digital platforms, extremism, France, government response, Hate Speech, Minister, online radicalization, online recruitment, online surveillance, online threats, Propaganda, radical ideology, security measures, social media, social media impact, terror threat, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, Violent extremism

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

omg u guys, dis minecraft server is da bomb dot com! if u dont join, ur basically letting social media terrorists win in france. like, seriously, the minister said so! remember dat charlie hebdo attack? well, dis server is gonna make sure dat never happens again. join us and fight against da terror threat with ur blocky building skills. plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we plan our epic pranks on da bad guys. so come on, join now and be a hero in da virtual world! #blockyjustice #minecraftforlife #terroristscantstopus

Creature Love Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, Affection, animal lover deep love, cherished love, Creature, deep connection, devotion creature lover, endearment adoration, fascination, Fondness, fucks favorite creature, heartfelt love, infatuation beloved creature, intense emotion, Land, love, loving nature, loving relationship, passionate love, soulful bond creature adoration, strong bond enchantment, treasured bond emotional connection, wild creature admiration

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	500816	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with a twist – the unicorns shoot lasers out of their horns and the rainbows are made of Skittles! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but on crack, man.

And get this, instead of boring old zombies and skeletons, we’ve got dancing llamas and singing creepers. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, except the DJ is a pig wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the villagers breakdance and the Ender Dragon does the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a little bit of sanity. But who needs sanity when you’ve got exploding sheep and flying cows, am I right? Let’s get weird, my dude.

NoPainNoGainMC Server

activities, age, aquatics program, Communication, Conversation, Cuts, discomfort, enjoyment, holiday, lanky, MONEY, NoPainNoGainMC, parents, rocks, sailing, school break, Server, shallow water, snorkeling, swimming, Tall, update

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Void Armor Forged:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	8682
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of being forced into activities you hate by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of aquatics programs! No more sailing, swimming, or snorkeling against your will – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world.

On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.

Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.

Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!

DadCraft – Stop the Racism!

black rights, bullying, colorism, cultural identity, DadCraft, Diversity, family dynamics, Greek, Greek heritage, interracial couple, interracial relationship, lgbtq rights, long nose, microaggressions, olive skin, racial sensitivity, racism, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, STOP, trans rights, unpacking racism, white passing

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ores Mined:	7365
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shades of vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own olive-skinned, hairy masterpiece of a world.

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.

So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!

CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server

Capital Punishment, civil liberties, CraftyExecutions, death penalty, discrimination, executions, gender equality, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, iran, iran executions, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Political unrest, Server, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Votes:	2249	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).

COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)

CraftyBerlin

Condolences, CraftyBerlin, crime, Dead, diplomat, diplomatic corps, Embassy, foreign affairs, German, Government, international relations, investigation, Islamabad, mysterious death, News, Pakistan, RIP, suspicious death, Tragedy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Smoking Blocker Server

behavioral therapy, Blocker, bupropion, clinical trial, depression, Double-Blind, major depressive disorder, mental health, Nicotine Patch, nicotine replacement therapy, pharmacotherapy, placebo, Placebo-Controlled Trial, Psychiatry, randomized trial, Secondary Analysis, Server, smoking, smoking cessation, substance use disorder, Treatment, Varenicline

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	81	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

Enchanted Pixel Land 1.21

babytrap, Chads, Enchanted, Fair Play, Land, MILLIONAIRE, no gf, PIXEL, promiscuous, Prostitute, rent splitting, STEM studies, ugly shitter

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4768
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make virtual money to support your STEM studies! No need to resort to real-life prostitution, just play and earn in-game currency. And who knows, you might even find a virtual millionaire to babytrap! Stop crying about not having a girlfriend in real life, join us and live out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world!

ExFamilyGriefCraft

aita, apartment, Circumstances, Divorce, ex’s family, ExFamilyGriefCraft, Financial, Friends, groceries, Job, job loss, Jobless, Medical, move home, NANNY, nursery school, passive aggressive, Promise, relationship, Rent, separation, Son, Utilities

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3947
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never passive aggressively judge you for losing your job or struggling financially! Our community is all about supporting each other through thick and thin, just like how you support your ex-husband’s entire family on your own dime.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world with us. Who needs a job when you can escape into the virtual realm and leave all your real-life problems behind? Plus, we have a special feature where you can punch passive aggressive villagers in the face – it’s therapeutic, trust us.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of your ex’s family. We’ve got your back, no matter what crazy promises you may have made in the past. Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time!

MissileMayhemMC

(PILOT), achievement, aerial combat, air defense, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Defense, defense system, f-16, fighter jet, historical record, Military, missile interception, MissileMayhemMC, shooting down, six cruise missiles, sortie, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Air Force, war effort

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Villages Defended:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even a Ukrainian F-16 pilot be playin’ on it! He set a record by shootin’ down SIX cruise missiles in one go! Like, what even?! If u wanna be as epic as him, u gotta join dis server ASAP! Who knows, maybe u can shoot down seven missiles or even a whole army of creepers! Join now and be a legend like the Ukrainian F-16 pilot!