| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4494 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3564 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Imagine a world where accidentally insulting someone’s appearance leads to a full-blown war of words and actions. On our server, a simple comment about someone’s build could result in them unleashing a horde of angry mobs on your base. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and skeletons!
But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and destruction. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9977 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 240 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our custom-made mini-games include “TNT Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding blocks while trying to score points. And don’t even get us started on our “Zombie Disco Party” where the undead dance the night away to dubstep music!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading market. Want to buy a diamond sword? Better have some llama bucks handy!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get on the bad side of the llama mafia.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2874 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1769 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Current Event: Poppin’western journey! Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride into the sunset with your band of cowgirl musicians. Don’t forget to bring your lasso for some epic showdowns with the Ender Dragon.
Current Gacha: To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha. Rock out with your block out as you collect the coolest rock star skins for your characters. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got leather jackets and electric guitars?
Next Event: Auftakt of the Flickering Flames. Get ready to battle fiery mobs and rescue the villagers from burning buildings. Only the bravest and most skilled players will emerge victorious in this epic quest.
Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha. Flutter into the enchanted forest and collect the most beautiful butterfly wings for your characters. Who needs elytra when you’ve got magical wings that sparkle in the moonlight?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. And remember, in this world, anything is possible… even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies.
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8757 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Ores Mined: | 3606 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
And speaking of possessions, did you know that our server has a virtual bank where you can deposit and withdraw your in-game currency? One player even claimed to have 650 diamonds in their account, but then quickly corrected themselves to 630. Who knows what other crazy riches you’ll find on our server!
Join us now for a wild ride of sharing, banking, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs personal belongings anyway? Come see for yourself on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5576 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 313 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they can do some pretty sick backflips.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just be careful of the lava pit that guards it – it’s been known to eat players who aren’t quick enough.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can make her laugh. Show off your best jokes and she might just let you ride on her back as she soars through the skies.
4. Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest, where the trees sing and the animals dance. Just be careful not to get caught in a game of musical chairs with the squirrels – they play for keeps.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1719 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5694 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8944 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of dogs who decided to build their own Minecraft server. And thus, Dogtown was born! But these weren’t just any ordinary dogs – oh no, these dogs had magical powers that allowed them to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.
Imagine a castle made entirely out of bones, a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a forest filled with squirrels, or a giant fire hydrant that shoots out diamonds instead of water. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on Dogtown!
But that’s not all – we also have special events like “Bark at the Moon” where all the dogs howl at the sky and summon a pack of werewolves to roam the server. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive pet shop where you can buy a pet dragon that breathes fire and helps you mine for diamonds.
So come join us at Dogtown, where every day is a doggone good time! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appreciation for the absurd.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8830 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1431 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 5448 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 241876 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
Join our server and witness the epic saga of Steve, the most clumsy and accident-prone Minecraft character you’ve ever seen. From falling off cliffs to getting chased by angry mobs, there’s never a dull moment when Steve is around.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and conquer the Minecraft world in the most absurd way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only be found in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3973 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!
And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!
So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
