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Sloth President Megalonyx – Jefferson’s Discovery
ancient wildlife, Anselme Desmarest, bones, cat-like predator, discovery, Extinct, Fossils, French, giant sloth, History, Jeffersons, Large, Megalonyx, Megalonyx jeffersonii, naturalist, Paleontology, president, Science, scientist, sloth, species, taxonomy, Thomas Jeffersonjoin our epic minecraft server where you can dig up giant sloth bones just like scientist-president thomas jefferson did!! we have the REAL megalonyx jeffersonii waiting for you to uncover and show off to all your friends. become a sloth archaeologist and uncover the mysteries of the prehistoric world right in your own virtual backyard. who needs dinosaurs when you have giant sloths?! come join the fun and adventure today! -
Jefferson’s Air Balloon Fun
1784, 1793, Air, air travel, Aviation, balloon, balloons, discussion, early flight, Exploration, founding fathers, Fun, History, innovation, Jean Pierre Blanchard, Jeffersons, Philadelphia, pioneering flight, president, scientist, Technology, Thomas Jefferson, Transportation, united statesLOL come join this cray cray minecraft server where we have flying pigs and hot air balloons just like Thomas Jefferson wanted in 1784!! Fly over Philadelphia like Jean Pierre Blanchard in 1793 but watch out for creepers trying to ruin your historic flight! We also have a secret underground lab where you can create potions that make you jump super high or turn into a chicken for funsies. Join now for a wacky adventure through time and space, only on this insane minecraft server! -
Marcie & Jefferson’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
adult humor, Adventure, British, comedy, dungeon crawl, episode, Escapade, Exploration, Friends, funny, humor, Jefferson, Jeffersons, Kinky, London, Marcie, Minecraft, relationships, sex dungeon, smp, tv show, Underground, VisitWelcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Marcie and Jefferson’s visit to a London sex dungeon (don’t ask how they ended up there, it’s a long story involving a misplaced teleportation spell and a confused llama).On our server, you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to talking trees, and who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the Nether (rumor has it, it grants wishes).
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT or participate in a synchronized sheep shearing competition? Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and see where the craziness takes you! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.
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Dear Santa, Minecraft SMP
Christmas spirit, Christmas wish, Dear, Dear Santa, domo arigato, festive season, gift giving, gift requests, holiday cheer, holiday season, jolly old man, kill, letter to Santa, macfags, Minecraft, naughty behavior, naughty list, nice list, north pole, santa, Santa Claus, seasonal greetings, smp, wish fulfillmentAre you tired of playing on boring old servers filled with macfags? Look no further, because on our server, we have Santa himself taking care of those pesky macfags! That’s right, Santa is on a mission to rid the server of all macfags and bring peace to the land of Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a visit from Santa himself. Domo arigato for choosing our server, where the macfags don’t stand a chance! -
Based Trump’s Minecraft Server
America, Based, biden, Biden2020, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, cucked, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, leadership, liberal, MAGA, Minecraft, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump, Trump2020, Trumps, VotingAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and acts all civilized? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who have formed a rebellion against their featherless oppressors.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)