Jefferson Bible Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Divine Haven 1.20

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3502	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Emeralds Found:	5266	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magic Items Found:	7152

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring servers that don’t respect the Founding Fathers like the true chads they were, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! We’re all about that high IQ, based, chad energy here.

Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.

Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Votes:	6409
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Animals Bred:	128
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

NoobMaster69Craft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Auto Drive Craft Fun

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Enchantments Applied:	292	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	3579	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

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Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

anticipation, Big game, Bowl, celebration, Championship, commercials, Competition, dream, dreamt, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, game day, halftime show, Minecraft, Players, smp, sports, Super, super bowl, Teams, ultimate showdown, Victory

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!