Crafty Truths Minecraft Server

330 pounds, 6’11”, 610, Business, Crafty, dressing room, era, Evolution, fighters, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, old school, physicality, Prime, professional wrestling, Server, shooters, tough guy, toughness, Truths, UFC champion, video games, wrestling

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Towns Built:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

Are you tired of wimpy players on Minecraft servers? Do you miss the days when men were men and being a tough guy was a good thing? Well, look no further because our server is full of crusty f***ing men who are real shooters!

Back in the day, our players were 6’10”-6’11” and 330 pounds of pure muscle. They could’ve been UFC champions in their prime! Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting the business while taking down anyone who dares to mess with you.

Forget about players playing video games and making sure they look pretty, on our server, it’s all about being a tough guy and showing off your strength. So join now and unleash your inner beast on our insane Minecraft server!

OutfitCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Confrontation, coordination, cruise, emotional distress, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family trip, family vacation, hurt feelings, hurtful behavior, in-laws, matching outfits, Minecraft, misunderstandings, OutfitCraft, Resentment, Server, sils, social exclusion

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you out of the matching diamond armor party!

Join us on epic adventures where we all wear coordinated outfits, except for that one sheep who refuses to wear anything but wool.

Experience the thrill of confronting your fellow players for not including you in their plans, only to have them deny everything and blame you for overthinking. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about fallout with the villagers or the Ender Dragon, because on our server, everyone is included and no hurt feelings allowed (unless you accidentally hit someone with your pickaxe).

So come join us on this wild ride and remember, on our server, the only thing aggressive is the way we mine for diamonds!

SisOwesMe35K

ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family trust fund, favoritism, financial accountability, financial betrayal, financial boundaries, financial dispute, financial ethics, financial responsibility, financial transparency, Inheritance, sibling inheritance, sibling rivalry, SisOwesMe35K, trust fund, trust fund abuse, trust fund distribution, trust fund mismanagement, unfair distribution

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

So, like, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild family drama like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, you’ll be too busy trying to figure out who’s stealing from the trust fund!

Join our server for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets, confront your thieving siblings, and maybe even take a trip to stunt school in Atlanta (virtual, of course). Will you be the hero who exposes the injustice and gets the money back, or will you join forces with the shady sister and live it up in an NYC penthouse?

Trust us, this server is more drama-filled than a reality TV show. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate this twisted family dynamic and come out on top. Just remember, in this world, the only thing that’s certain is chaos – and maybe a few stolen diamonds along the way.

SupernatCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the gateway to the supernatural! Join us and you might just encounter more than just ghosts – we’re talking about zombie pigmen riding on flying creepers, endermen hosting tea parties, and even a friendly neighborhood witch who brews potions for all your needs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether disco party, where the ghasts are the DJs and the lava flows like a neon dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new pet dragon or a magic wand that shoots out exploding sheep. The possibilities are endless on our supernatural Minecraft server!

PixelPleasure

Brighten your day, daily delights, daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, everyday happiness, everyday joy, everyday smiles, happiness boost, little pleasures, little things, Mood lifter, PixelPleasure, simple delights, simple happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small delights, small joys, small moments

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Imagine logging into our Minecraft server and immediately being greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Our server is home to the most sophisticated llamas in the Minecraft universe. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of party-loving pigs who know how to boogie down like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Our chickens are trained in combat and ready to take on any foe that dares to challenge them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior cats who will stop at nothing to protect their beloved land from any invaders. These cats may be small, but they are mighty and will strike fear into the hearts of even the bravest players.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this one-of-a-kind world?

NATOcraft: Army Armor Rumble

Alliance, armor, Army, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, Equipment, european security, international relations, Military, Military operations, military presence, nato, NATOcraft, Poland, Rumble, stars and stripes, storage facility, strategic positioning, Tanks, Troops, US army, Vehicles

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Votes:	9154
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4747
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo yo yo, welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the US Army armor ain’t got nothin’ on us! We got tanks, helicopters, and all the military gear you could ever dream of. Join us as we rumble into new NATO storage facilities in Poland, taking over the world one block at a time. Trust us, you ain’t seen nothin’ like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime. Join now or forever hold your peace, because we’re taking over the Minecraft universe, one explosion at a time!

GalaxyNetwork

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	585523
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Potions Brewed:	31
Void Gems Collected:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mines Excavated:	3607

Galaxy Network is Baikan’s newly formed Network. Everyone is welcome! Ip: play.galaxy-community.info Version: 1.20.4

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ULTIMATE LOL-LAND [SMP] – Build the city of your dreams! Java 1.21

bedrock, BUILD, Building-focused, city, city building, collaborative builds, Community Focused, dangerous nights, dreams, Grind-mitigation, group exploration, Hidden coordinates, immersive experience, immersive gameplay, java, Java 1.21, LOLLAND, long-term world, Minecarts, mob cap, path construction, railways, show off builds, smp, Ultimate, vanilla server, wacky gameplay

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Emeralds Found:	5462	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

SUPER☺︎FUNLAND <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/5000mparkour19/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to SUPER☺︎FUNLAND Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features	Details
Server Type	Vanilla server that never resets
Cross-platform	Compatible with Bedrock edition
Grind-Mitigation	Increased crafted items for specific recipes
Mob Cap	Increased for more challenging nights
Nether and End Resets	Daily resets at ~3 a.m. Eastern Time
Nether and End Coordinates	Hidden to encourage path construction

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I play on this server from my mobile device?

A: Yes, the server is cross-platform compatible with Bedrock edition, so you can play on the go.

Q: How often does the nether and end get reset?

A: The nether and end reset daily at approximately 3 a.m. Eastern Time.

Q: Are there any modifications to gameplay on this server?

A: The server has grind-mitigation features that increase the amount of crafted items for specific recipes, as well as increased mob cap for more challenging nights.

Q: Can I join the server and start building right away?

A: Yes, feel free to join us at SUPER☺︎FUNLAND and add your story to this blocky world.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Hop on now at play.atlasminecraft.com

Cuntree Army Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Army, borders, Conflict, Country, cuntree, Defense, defense forces, Government, homeland security, Invasion, Military, military presence, Minecraft, national defense, national security, national sovereignty, Protection, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, sovereignty rights, Territory, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where having an army in your “cunt” is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, epic quests, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Cuntree of Doom, where players can test their skills against fearsome creatures like the dreaded Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a spare pair of diamond pants.

NO NO NO Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Don’t believe us? Well, just wait until you see our secret disco party room where creepers dance to dubstep music all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken army with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time!

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