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BezosCraft: No Knives for Kids!
u know what’s crazier than jeff bezos selling knives to kids? our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with diamond swords, exploding sheep, and a secret underground base where we keep all the creepers as pets. plus, if u join now, u get a free llama named larry who will spit on all ur enemies. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness before jeff bezos tries to sell u a pickaxe! -
BabyBezosCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cute as a baby but as powerful as Jeff Bezos? Look no further! Our server is so awesome, even babies are jealous.Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, just like Jeff Bezos (but hopefully without the world domination part). Our server is so epic, even Elon Musk would be jealous.
So come on, join us and show off your building skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to becoming a billionaire in the Minecraft world. Just don’t compare any babies to billionaires while you’re here, okay?
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Mystic Coin Quest 1.20.2
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like the top 50 richest people in the world, but with a twist – we got a bunch of Jewish folks on the list! Like, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and more! It’s like a Jewish billionaire paradise up in here, dude!Join now and experience the overrepresentation factor of 110x! It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, but with more shekels and diamond blocks, ya feel me? Don’t miss out on the chance to build your empire alongside the chosen ones, bro! Let’s get this bread, but make it kosher!
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Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! -
Pajamazon Dreams – Minecraft Server
celebrity sleep habits, Jeff Bezos bedtime routine, Minecraft, Jeff Bezos sleepwear, sleep preferencesYo, have you ever wondered if Jeff Bezos sleeps naked or with Pajamazon on? Well, guess what, on our epic Minecraft server, you can find out the answer to this burning question! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a house made entirely out of Amazon boxes and fight off creepers with Bezos himself! Rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, Bezos will personally deliver a package to your virtual doorstep. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! -
MomCraft: No Sis Allowed!
Are you tired of family drama and financial obligations? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any crazy siblings demanding you pay for medical bills! Our server is a safe haven away from entitled family members who think they can guilt trip you into taking care of everyone.Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you that you owe them anything. Leave the real world behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind! Because let’s be real, who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building a castle in Minecraft instead?
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HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc
omg u guys, dis server is so lit u gotta join now!! like, the admins r like ministers tryna destroy hamas or sumthin cuz the hostages came back lookin like holocaust survivors!! like wut even is dis madness?? join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun -
Mars Truck Rally
yo, imagine dis: you join dis cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you transported to MARS. yea, MARS, dawg. but not just any regular mars, a mars where monster truck shows are da bomb diggity. imagine doin sick tricks and jumps in a monster truck with less gravity. it’s like being in a real life video game, but in minecraft. if you wanna experience da thrill of monster truck madness on another planet, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got diamond armor for all your monster truck driving needs. so come on, join us and let’s get wild on mars! -
Eternal Pixel Realms 1.21
Yo, if you’re tired of those lame fags on /b/ circle jerking the same shitposts every day, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!We got creepers blowing up like fireworks on the Fourth of July, and zombies dancing the cha-cha while trying to eat your brains.
Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality and laugh until you pee your pants.
So ditch those losers on /b/ and come join us for some wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft fun!