jeff bezos Minecraft Servers

Jeff Bezos

  • BezosCraft: No Knives for Kids!

    BezosCraft: No Knives for Kids!

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know what’s crazier than jeff bezos selling knives to kids? our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with diamond swords, exploding sheep, and a secret underground base where we keep all the creepers as pets. plus, if u join now, u get a free llama named larry who will spit on all ur enemies. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness before jeff bezos tries to sell u a pickaxe!

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  • BabyBezosCraft

    BabyBezosCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cute as a baby but as powerful as Jeff Bezos? Look no further! Our server is so awesome, even babies are jealous.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, just like Jeff Bezos (but hopefully without the world domination part). Our server is so epic, even Elon Musk would be jealous.

    So come on, join us and show off your building skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to becoming a billionaire in the Minecraft world. Just don’t compare any babies to billionaires while you’re here, okay?

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  • Mystic Coin Quest 1.20.2

    Mystic Coin Quest 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like the top 50 richest people in the world, but with a twist – we got a bunch of Jewish folks on the list! Like, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and more! It’s like a Jewish billionaire paradise up in here, dude!

    Join now and experience the overrepresentation factor of 110x! It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, but with more shekels and diamond blocks, ya feel me? Don’t miss out on the chance to build your empire alongside the chosen ones, bro! Let’s get this bread, but make it kosher!

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  • Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

    Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

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  • Pajamazon Dreams – Minecraft Server

    Pajamazon Dreams – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever wondered if Jeff Bezos sleeps naked or with Pajamazon on? Well, guess what, on our epic Minecraft server, you can find out the answer to this burning question! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a house made entirely out of Amazon boxes and fight off creepers with Bezos himself! Rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, Bezos will personally deliver a package to your virtual doorstep. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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  • MomCraft: No Sis Allowed!

    MomCraft: No Sis Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and financial obligations? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any crazy siblings demanding you pay for medical bills! Our server is a safe haven away from entitled family members who think they can guilt trip you into taking care of everyone.

    Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you that you owe them anything. Leave the real world behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind! Because let’s be real, who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building a castle in Minecraft instead?

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  • HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc

    HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys, dis server is so lit u gotta join now!! like, the admins r like ministers tryna destroy hamas or sumthin cuz the hostages came back lookin like holocaust survivors!! like wut even is dis madness?? join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

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  • Mars Truck Rally

    Mars Truck Rally

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, imagine dis: you join dis cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you transported to MARS. yea, MARS, dawg. but not just any regular mars, a mars where monster truck shows are da bomb diggity. imagine doin sick tricks and jumps in a monster truck with less gravity. it’s like being in a real life video game, but in minecraft. if you wanna experience da thrill of monster truck madness on another planet, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got diamond armor for all your monster truck driving needs. so come on, join us and let’s get wild on mars!

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  • Eternal Pixel Realms 1.21

    Eternal Pixel Realms 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, if you’re tired of those lame fags on /b/ circle jerking the same shitposts every day, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

    We got creepers blowing up like fireworks on the Fourth of July, and zombies dancing the cha-cha while trying to eat your brains.

    Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality and laugh until you pee your pants.

    So ditch those losers on /b/ and come join us for some wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft fun!

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