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Dad’s Night Out Minecraft Server

celebration, Chores, Communication, Confrontation, Dads, Dinner, Disappointment, Effort, Expectations, family dinner, Father’s Day, Gratitude, grievances, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night, Resentment, sensitivity, Server, stress, tradition, unemployment, Wife

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of crazy stories and outrageous reasons to escape reality.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your virtual wife accuses you of not doing enough around the house. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just like father’s day dinner, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you be the hero who saves the day by slaying the Ender Dragon, or will you be left behind like a forgotten present on father’s day?

Join now for a virtual escape from reality and a chance to prove your worth in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

SisBlockNoRing

aita, Breakup, Communication, consequences, engagement rings, family, Honesty, intervention, last name, love, Marriage, Proposal, relationship, selfish, SisBlockNoRing, sister’s boyfriend, traditional marriage, Ultimatum, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, wedding dresses

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, ultimatums, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Imagine a world where your twin sister is dating your fiancé’s younger brother, and she refuses to marry him because of his last name. And then imagine that you spill the beans to him, causing him to break up with her. The drama, the tension, the awkward family gatherings – it’s all here on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the passive-aggressive comments, eye rolls, and ultimatums that will leave you questioning your own relationships. And don’t forget about the wedding dress shopping trips that end in tears and heartbreak.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience this level of chaos and insanity while building your dream world block by block? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and last names.

DeathWish Minecraft Server

acceptance, Afterlife, Closure, death, death preferences, DeathWish, Dying, end of life, end of suffering, eternal rest, final moments, funeral wishes, last wishes, Legacy, letting go, life reflections, Minecraft, mortality, passing away, peaceful passing, Server, Spiritual beliefs, TRANSITION

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	139	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Do you want your death to be epic and hilarious? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can meet your demise in the most outrageous ways possible! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Or maybe get blown up by a rainbow-colored creeper? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also have the chance to participate in our weekly “Death Derby” where players compete to see who can have the most ridiculous death. From getting eaten by a pack of wild chickens to falling into a pit of lava while riding a pig, the laughs never stop on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most absurd deaths you can imagine! Just remember, dying has never been so much fun!

BlockyBadBoys

bad person, Behavior, BlockyBadBoys, Character, deceitful, dishonest, Ethics, genuine, gut feeling, HARMFUL, intuition, judgment, manipulative, morality, NEGATIVE, personality traits, red flags, TOXIC, true nature, untrustworthy, warning signs

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Farms Harvested:	979	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are they griefing your Minecraft house and stealing your diamonds? Do they constantly spawn creepers in your base just to watch it explode? Do they refuse to share their enchanted gear with you even though you’ve been mining together for hours? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you’ve definitely encountered a bad person in Minecraft!

But fear not, for there is a server where bad people are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Join our server and unleash your inner villain as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build giant lava traps, create elaborate mazes filled with deadly traps, and unleash an army of zombie pigmen on your enemies. The possibilities for chaos are endless!

And if you need even more incentive to join, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for new recruits to join his army of darkness. Will you answer his call and become a true Minecraft villain? Join our server today and find out!

WhaleWarsMC

Activist, animal rights, Anti-whaling, Arctic conservation, arrested, conservationist, environmental activism, environmental justice, Environmental Protection, environmentalist, Founder, Greenland, illegal whaling, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine life, marine wildlife protection, ocean conservation, Paul Watson, Sea Shepherd, WhaleWarsMC

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

so like, u know that dude paul watson? the one who’s all about saving the whales and stuff? well guess what, he got arrested in greenland! but u know what’s even crazier? he was actually playing on our minecraft server when it happened! yea, that’s right, our server is so lit that even famous activists can’t stay away. come join us and maybe u’ll get arrested too, but like in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underwater base where we keep all the whales safe from harm. join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

UlcerCraft: Eat Your Own Calories!

calories, diet, digestive disorder, Digestive health, digestive system, Eat, gastrointestinal, health, internal bleeding, medical condition, nutrition, stomach, stomach acid, stomach health, stomach lining, stomach pain, stomach ulcer, Ulcer, ulcer prevention, ulcer symptoms, ulcer treatment, UlcerCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers dance to disco music. we have a secret underground base where the chickens rule with an iron fist. you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding. our server is so lit, you’d get calories from your own stomach if you developed an ulcer.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

50xCreative

blocky, Creative, creativity, Economy, Enjoy, Features, fun-filled, Haven, Lifetime, limited space, Memories, Minecraft, pixelated, Plots, Roleplay, Server, stay, Twist, Unleash, vibrant, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22

Welcome to 50xCreative! Here is a vibrant and fun-filled blocky haven for all to create and share their pixelated creativity, with a twist of in a limited space world, and other default creative server features such as Plots! We hope you enjoy your stay here. Come and unleash your creativity and make memories that will last a lifetime!

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MomSaysNoMinecraftServer

acceptance, anxiety, Challenges, CHANGE, Communication, coping, depression, FAGGOT, family, growth, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, MomSaysNoMinecraftServer, motivation, NEET, relationships, resilience, self improvement, Struggle, Support

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	787
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being called a NEET faggot by your mom? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where your only family members are the ones you choose to play with! Say goodbye to awkward family dinners and hello to building epic structures with your virtual pals. Join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck talking to real people again. It’s not just a game, it’s a survival strategy for your sanity!

TrackCraft Minecraft Server

Data Protection, file sharing, internet piracy, internet security, Minecraft, online privacy, Peer-to-peer, public trackers, seeding, seeding best practices, seeding precautions, seeding strategies, seeding tips, Server, torrenting, torrenting advice, torrenting ethics, torrenting etiquette, torrenting guidelines, torrenting precautions, torrenting rules, torrenting safety, TrackCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3521
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Are you tired of being the only one seeding on public trackers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you will never be the sole seeder! Our players are dedicated to keeping the connection alive and thriving, unlike those freeloading scum on public trackers. Join us and be a part of a community that values seeding and sharing like no other! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by the tears of those who don’t seed properly. So come join us and be a part of the madness!

NoTouristZone Minecraft Server

activism, Activists, anti-tourism, barcelona, Canary Islands, community activism, demonstration, environmental concerns, housing costs, Malaga, Minecraft, NoTouristZone, overcrowding, Palma de Mallorca, popular destinations, protest, rising costs, Server, Social Issues, spain, sustainable tourism, tourism, tourism impact

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Emeralds Found:	7020
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of anti-tourism activists in real life! we guarantee that no one will protest your housing costs in our virtual world. build your dream house without worrying about rising prices or angry mobs outside your door.

we have over 20,000 virtual protesters ready to march through our pixelated streets, demanding lower prices on virtual goods and services. join the revolution and fight for affordable housing in our blocky paradise.

forget about barcelona, malaga, and the canary islands – the only destination you need is our minecraft server. come for the housing crisis, stay for the endless possibilities of building and exploring.

join us now and experience the ultimate escape from reality. who needs real life when you have minecraft?