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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9587 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2007 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring, well-controlled servers? Do you enjoy a little chaos in your gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for a wild ride where vehicle controls are intentionally janky and frustrating. It’s like playing Tomb Raider on hard mode, but in Minecraft!
Who needs smooth sailing when you can have a bumpy, unpredictable experience every time you hop into a vehicle? It’s been 3 games and we still haven’t figured out how to make them work properly – and we love it that way!
Come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of WTF moments. You won’t find another server quite like ours – because we’re too busy having fun breaking all the rules!
