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CriminalBreath Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and watch as all the troublemakers are thrown into the jeet tank, where they’ll be forced to breathe in the fumes until they repent for their crimes. Crime rates will plummet faster than a creeper exploding in your face! So come join us and witness the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew justice could be so entertaining?

ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You

Appearance, appearance culture, Aryan goddesses, beauty, beauty standards, Board, body image, comparison, Considerably, CREEPERS, Effort, envy, idealized beauty, Insecurity, obsessed, ObsessedCraft, Obsession, Perfection, Popular, self esteem, social media, societal pressure, Standards, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a potato? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aryan goddesses who will make you question your own existence! Join us and witness the beauty that will make you want to throw away your diamond armor in shame. Plus, our players are so obsessed with themselves that they spend hours perfecting their pixelated looks just to impress you. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Crafty Kings: Because who needs a crown when you have diamonds?

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Farms Harvested:	948
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Potions Brewed:	164	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3677	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	5834

Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!

Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!

Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	273	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Emeralds Found:	801	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Enchantments Applied:	263	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the reactors were never blown up – that’s right, no explosions, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!

RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring, straight-laced Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where we embrace our inner fabulousness and weakness! Our country may be small, but our hearts are big and our builds are even bigger!

Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.

We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.

So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magic Items Found:	5671
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Buddies: Where We Go Wider and Dig Deeper

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Votes:	2741	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is so wide, you’ll feel like you’re playing in an infinite universe! Want to build a giant roller coaster that stretches across multiple biomes? Go for it! Want to create a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only pink wool? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server because we can go wider than any other server out there.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wide world of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Crafty Anonymous 916

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	8771
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server, “mogged,” is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and battle evil unicorns for magical loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be living it up on “mogged”? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.

Rustic Rest Stop – Where R&R meets Minecraft fun!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!

Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Zombie Dances:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7189
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!