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CriminalBreath Minecraft Server

alternative sentencing, Crime Prevention, crime reduction, criminal behavior, criminal consequences, criminal deterrence, criminal justice, criminal punishment, criminal rehabilitation, CriminalBreath, Deterrence, incarceration, jeet tank, justice system, law enforcement, Minecraft, prison reform, punishment, Rehabilitation, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and watch as all the troublemakers are thrown into the jeet tank, where they’ll be forced to breathe in the fumes until they repent for their crimes. Crime rates will plummet faster than a creeper exploding in your face! So come join us and witness the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew justice could be so entertaining?

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8175	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dimension Hops:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7115	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

HappyLifeMC SMP

Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, HappyLifeMC, joy, Life, life satisfaction, Peace, personal happiness, positive mindset, positivity, reasons for contentment, reasons for happiness, reasons for joy, reasons for peace, reasons for satisfaction, reasons for well-being, satisfaction, smp, well-being

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

SecretMineCraftFun

buried secret, concealed emotions, confidential information, deep secret, Hidden feelings, Hidden Truth, innermost thoughts, intimate details, kept hidden, personal confession, private revelation, SecretMineCraftFun, Secrets, suppressed truth, undisclosed feelings, undisclosed revelation, undisclosed secret, unshared confession, unspoken confession, unspoken thoughts, untold story

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!

CraftyHongKongers

activism, anti-China sentiment, Asia-Pacific, China, Chinese interference, civil liberties, CraftyHongKongers, cross-strait relations, deportation, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign interference, freedom of speech, Harassment, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, political tensions, pro-democracy, protest, taiwan

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	172	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!

CyberCraft SMP: Where creepers are the real griefers and zombies are just misunderstood.

4th season, Activity, application, casual gamers, CREEPERS, cybercraft, CyberCraft Server, Discord, former players, friendly faces, good ol’ feeling, Griefers, hardcore gamers, hermitcraft, HermitCraft style, mature applicants, minecraft server, minimum plugins, misunderstood, Quality, real, smp, Streamers, vanilla smp, Whitelist, zombies

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

CyberCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Style	Hermitcraft style
Plugins	Minimal
Season	4th season

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is CyberCraft?	CyberCraft is a Vanilla SMP server with minimal plugins, similar to the Hermitcraft style.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked in the overview and fill out an application in the “applications” tab.
Are streamers welcome on the server?	Yes, streamers, hardcore gamers, and casual gamers are all welcome on CyberCraft.
How often do I need to play on the server?	We are looking for mature applicants who will play at least a couple of times a week.