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PutinPartyInMexico

arrest, Arrest warrant, controversy, diplomatic relations, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international politics, mexico, Négotiation, political tension, president, putin, PutinPartyInMexico, rejection, Request, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

association, Boost, cannabis and schizophrenia, cannabis policies, controversial link, CraftyCannaLand, legalization, new study, no contribution, prescription stimulants, prior research, recreational cannabis, recreational cannabis legalization, recreational cannabis policies, research, Rising, schizophrenia, state policies, stim, stimulant distribution, Usa

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Votes:	3329	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

ChatGames, Crates, Craziness, Custom Items, develop, Discord, discord server, everyday, Fonnexia, Fonnexia.se, funny, improve, Ip:, MCMMO, Network, Play, Server, Swedish, Swedish server, Swedish towny-server, Times, Tokens, Towny Server, welcome

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Potions Brewed:	22

Description	Information
Server Name	Fonnexia
Server Location	Sweden
Features	Towny mcMMO Jobs Custom items Crates Chatgames Tokens
IP	Fonnexia.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

2. How can I create or join a town?

To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

3. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, communism, controversy, Conversion, Deception, discussion, education, extremism, Future, Ideology, Jewish, Lies, Manipulation, MatzahCraft, Minecraft, National Socialism, power, Propaganda, Pseudo-Intellectuals, racism, Radicalism, scheming, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3754
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

arm floaties, child development, FloatieGoggleFun, goggles, Grandparents, Minecraft, natural skills, overprotective, parental concerns, parenting, pool accidents, pool safety, pool supervision, regression, Safety concerns, Server, strong swimmer, swim classes, swimming, swimming instructor, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

autism, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, dad chat, Daddys, DATING, Diamond, family conflict, formal, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, high school, homecoming, Minecraft, parents, peer pressure, Server, Social Skills, space camp, Support, telescope, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

OldManCraft SMP

acceptance, aging, emotional changes, Experience, grey hair, growth, Life Changes, life lessons, Maturity, mental changes, new priorities, Nostalgia, OldManCraft, perspective, physical changes, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, Surprises, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2765	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

CraftyCreeperz

alluring names, appealing names, attractive names, baby names, beautiful names, charming names, classic names, CraftyCreeperz, cute names, elegant names, favorite names, handsome names, lovely names, modern names, popular names, pretty names, stylish names, timeless names, traditional names, trendy names, unique names

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!

TroopTroubleCraft

Airbase, arrested, Arrests, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, international news, investigation, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Statement, suspects, suspects in custody, Terrorism, TroopTroubleCraft, U.S. troops, violence, war zone, Wounded

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crops Grown:	1259
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.