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SheepishCraft: Where the Welsh are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old English players? Well, come join our server where we have a theory that the Welsh are just Wal-Mart brand English! Join us as we explore this wild and wacky theory while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground lair beneath a Welsh castle. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mines Excavated:	3891	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	117	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event happening on 04/21. And don’t forget about the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow in April – it’s going to be a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchantments Applied:	171	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ores Mined:	9787	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3967	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5322	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	254	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Farms Harvested:	727
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	145

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!