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VanishCraft – Survive & Thrive

apocalyptic scenario, catastrophic event, civilization’s disappearance, civilization’s downfall, civilization’s legacy, existential crisis, human civilization, human existence, human impact on earth, human ingenuity, Human Resilience, human survival instincts, post apocalyptic world, rebuilding society, societal collapse, societal collapse aftermath, societal evolution, societal progress, societal reconstruction, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, VanishCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where u can live out ur post-apocalyptic fantasies! imagine a world where all of humanity’s creations disappear and only the people are left. u gotta survive and rebuild society from scratch. will u be a leader or a follower? will u be a warrior or a farmer? the possibilities are endless!

join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. build epic bases, fight off zombies and creepers, and maybe even find love in the midst of chaos. who knows what adventures await u on this server?

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. only the strong will survive, are u up for the challenge?

NarcissistGamerGirls

aggression, Behavior, bullying, gender, Gender Roles, grandiose narcissism, interpersonal relationships, masculine, Men, mental health, NarcissistGamerGirls, perpetration, power dynamics, Psychology, research, Social Science, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, victimization, vulnerable narcissism, Women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5167	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

so like, u know how everyone thinks dudes are the big bullies in the minecraft world? well, this server is here to prove them wrong! we got gurl power all the way, with our queen bees ruling the land with their vulnerable narcissism. forget about grandiose narcissism, it’s all about being a sneaky, manipulative queen bee on this server.

join us if u wanna see some epic girl drama unfold, with backstabbing, gossiping, and power struggles like u’ve never seen before. who needs toxic masculinity when u can have toxic femininity, are we right?

come on over and see if u have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world of female narcissists. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Scoreman’s Minecraft Server

bold, Carefree, CONFIDENT, Fun, getting drunk, good time, Having Fun, Individuality, meeting girls, meeting guys, Minecraft, nightlife, outspoken, partying, Personality, rebel, Scoremans, Scoresman, Self-expression, Server, socializing, Unapologetic, Wild

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy server out there? Well, look no further because Scoresman’s Minecraft server is where it’s at!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Scoresman decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. A server where you can get drunk, have fun, meet new friends, and maybe even find love (or just some good old-fashioned chaos).

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Scoresman appears, offering you a drink and a wild adventure. You’ll embark on quests, battle epic bosses, and maybe even stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join Scoresman’s server today. Because remember, Scoresman is all about having a damn good time, and that’s exactly what you’ll get here. Cheers to that!

Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

BootyCraft, Kevin Nash Rape Assault Sexual violence Trauma Black men Detroit Ninety-two Horrifying Helpless Justice Crying Suffering Pain Humiliation Brutality Survival Resilience Recovery Awareness, kevin’s, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Items Found:	3336	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BlockyFamilyDrama

Abuse, BELIEF, BlockyFamilyDrama, blood family, Boundaries, Cheating, Court, Evidence, family, forgiveness, GOD, Harassment, healing, love, Manipulation, parental rights, rejection, sibling, step dad, Support, Trauma

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

Breakfast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, CHANGE, Childhood, Collectibles, Competition, consumerism, Cool, creativity, Disappointment, incentives, Kids, Marketing, Nostalgia, packaging, Prizes, profit, promotions, regulations, Toys, trends

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, deaths, Fatalities, health, INCREASE, investigation, Japan, Japanese supplement, Medical, Minecraft, News, public health, Rise, Safety, Server, side effects, Sudden, Supplements, SushiCraft, Tragedy, update, Warning

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

BlockyLove, Marriage, Minecraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

REDE MTV

advancement, Cash, Farms, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minions, MONEY, RANK, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	8731	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Towns Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

104.234.224.212:25729

ArcticChill Minecraft Server

ArcticChill, bitter cold, bone-chilling, bundle up, chilly, cold, cold snap, cold weather, Freezing, Frigid, Frostbite, frosty, Harsh, help needed, hypothermia, ICY, Minecraft, Server, Shivering, subzero temperatures, Winter, winter blues, winter chill

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Star Shards Collected:	152	Farms Harvested:	825
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.