Jeans Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

JeansCraft: No Dress Code, Just Blocks!

blocks, Champion, Chess, Code, Competition, controversy, discipline, disqualified, dress, dress code, fashion, fide, grandmaster, Jeans, JeansCraft, magnus carlsen, norway, Outfit, Professionalism, rules, Sportsmanship, Tournament, World Blitz Championship, World Rapid Championship

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	63	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna laugh ur butt off? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the funniest place ever. we got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing for emeralds. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

also, guess what? magnus carlsen got kicked out of our server for wearing jeans. can u believe it? apparently, our server has a strict dress code of only diamond armor and elytra. sorry, magnus, maybe next time.

but seriously, if u wanna have a blast and meet some crazy peeps, come join us. we promise u won’t regret it (unless u forget to bring ur sense of humor, then u might regret it a little).

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Divine Spears Created:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9838	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

Jean’s Cheating Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, consequences, faithfulness, fidelity, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, Jean, Jeans, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, Nadia, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like “Would Jean allow Nadia to cheat on him after they were married?” Join us and find out in our exclusive role-playing scenario where you can witness the drama unfold in pixelated glory!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a tiny sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama, chicken jousting, and underground dance parties. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

RoomieRageCraft

Adult, Awareness, bus, casual dinner, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Exploring, hostel, Jeans, Late, makeup, NAP, RoomieRageCraft, roommate, roommate etiquette, social dynamics, study abroad, Time management, trip, waking up

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of playing on servers with players who can’t even manage their own time? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we have a strict policy against sleeping in and missing the bus!

We guarantee a drama-free environment where you won’t have to deal with players who blame others for their own mistakes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who will wake you up if you oversleep!

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual world while avoiding the wrath of the time management ghost. Don’t be like that one player who missed the bus and blamed everyone else, join us and show off your impeccable time management skills!

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

bandanas, Boyfriend, Confidence, doc martens, eccentric outfits, Edwardian blouse, fashion sense, FashionCraft, Gibson bun, Graphic tees, grocery store, high-effort fashion, Jeans, knit cardigans, Mary Jane shoes, maxi skirts, Minecraft, mushroom themed clothing, naturalness, pink plaid dress, red beret, Server, striped stockings

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all styles of fashion, even if you want to dress like a walking mushroom forest! 🍄 Join us and express yourself with wild outfits that will make everyone do a double-take.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love to stand out and be unique, just like our player who rocks a different eccentric outfit every day. From pink plaid dresses to Edwardian blouses, we love it all!

Don’t worry about anyone side-eyeing your outfits here, because on our server, the crazier the better! So come join us and let your fashion flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire others to embrace their inner fashionista too! 😂

PixelPantsParty

Apparel, Bottoms, clothing, dresses, dressing, fashion, Fashion (Industry), fashion statement, Jeans, Leggings, lower body, outfits, pants, PixelPantsParty, shorts, skirts, Style, trends, trousers, Wardrobe

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Zombie Dances:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we wear pants on our heads and shirts on our feet. it’s a wild ride full of upside down fashion and inside out shenanigans. you’ll never know what to expect next, maybe a chicken riding a pig or a cow doing the moonwalk. the possibilities are endless, just like our supply of pickles. why join? because where else can you find a llama with a top hat and a monocle leading a parade of dancing creepers? it’s a party you don’t want to miss, so grab your mismatched socks and join us for a truly unforgettable experience.

ShopTilUDropCraft

American Eagle, Bath and Body Works, boys trip, DAUGHTER, Fairness, family, Gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, Jealousy, Jeans, Mall, Mascara, Promotion, shopping spree, ShopTilUDropCraft, Siblings, Starbucks, Treats, Ulta, vacation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating everyone equally… unless they’re on a boys trip to Michigan! Join us for a wild adventure filled with shopping sprees, Bath and Body Works candles, American Eagle jeans, and Starbucks runs.

Experience the thrill of getting your daughter everything she wants while your son is away, only to have him come back and throw a fit because he didn’t get anything. Will you choose sides in this epic family drama? Will you use your promotion for good or for chaos?

Join us now and navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics in a world where even Minecraft can’t escape the drama! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SisterJeansGriefers

body image, body shaming, clothing size, Communication, family dynamics, fashion, fitting room, Jeans, personal growth, puberty, self esteem, self-confidence, sensitivity, shopping, sibling rivalry, Sisterhood, SisterJeansGriefers, skinny jeans, teenage years, weight gain, weight loss

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Votes:	487
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in the land of blocky adventures, there was a player who stumbled upon our server. They were greeted by a magical unicorn riding a pig, who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. Along the way, they battled evil creepers, built magnificent castles, and even rode on the backs of flying llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the most famous Minecraft YouTubers beg to join. Rumor has it that Notch himself, the creator of Minecraft, plays on our server in disguise, just to experience the sheer joy and excitement that it brings.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). 😉🎮🔥

TipsyTrioNoRide

accusations, aita, alcohol, Bra, cousin, Drugs, ecstasy, Girls, House, intoxicated girls, Jeans, judgment, partner, refusing to drive, RESPONSIBILITY, shady people, Sober, substances, TipsyTrioNoRide, unbuttoned shirt, underwear

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cousin’s weekend shenanigans? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how my cousin found himself in a sticky situation with some questionable characters, you’ll find yourself in all sorts of wacky scenarios on our server. From wild parties to unexpected encounters, you never know what you’ll come across next.

And just like how I had to make a quick decision to protect my cousin and myself, you’ll have to think fast and act wisely to navigate through the madness of our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough call like I did.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as my cousin’s weekend escapades, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s as crazy as mine.

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Potions Brewed:	65	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Towns Built:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	903089	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Items Found:	3167
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	885905
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7508

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3467	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

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