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UnderdressedCraft

blazer, blocked, boxing practice, canceling, choose your own adventure, DATING, different perspectives, dressy, fairy tale, first date, formal restaurant, graphic t-shirt, immature, jean short-shorts, red flag, rescheduling, themed pop-up, underdressed, UnderdressedCraft, UPTOWN, Vindication

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	794	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of lava!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a maze of red flags and blocked numbers. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for vindication instead?

Don’t miss out on the chance to dress up in your fanciest pixelated outfit and impress your date with your impeccable virtual fashion sense. Just make sure you don’t show up in jean short-shorts, unless you want to risk getting kicked out of our exclusive virtual restaurant.

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least some entertaining stories to share with your friends)!

Project2025Camp

camping activities, camping checklist, camping essentials, camping experience, camping gear, camping hacks, camping preparation, camping safety, camping tips, emergency preparedness, Nature exploration, outdoor adventures, outdoor excursions, outdoor skills, Outdoor Survival, Project 2025, Project2025Camp, survival skills, training drills, Weekend camping, wilderness training

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server and prepare for the apocalypse with our weekend camping trips that are basically like training drills for project 2025!!! who knows what will happen in the future, so you better be prepared by honing your survival skills in the virtual world of minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for when the zombies attack. trust us, you don’t want to be caught unprepared when the world goes to sh*t. so join now and start training for the end of the world…or just have a good time building cool stuff with your friends. whatever floats your boat, man.

CancerCraft: Basics Over Magic Bullets

ai, Artificial Intelligence, basics, BULLETS, cancer care, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, Experts, health service, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hyped, innovation, Magic, magic bullets, medical advancements, medical technology, NHS, novel solutions, patient care, prioritise, Tech, Tipping Point

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mines Excavated:	3201
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchantments Applied:	134	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more magic than a wizard’s hat! Forget about boring old tech and AI, we got cancer care basics on lock! Our health service is at a tipping point, but don’t worry, we got all the “novel solutions” you need. Plus, our experts are so smart they can turn a block of dirt into a diamond in seconds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic begin!

IsekaiCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, alternate world, Anime, escapism, FANTASY, fantasy world, isekai, IsekaiCraft, Journey, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, new world, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Reincarnation, Server, Shikkaku, Supernatural, tonight, Trapped, Web Novel

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server tonight and prepare to be amazed by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the blocky universe, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and eternal glory.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the ghasts tell dad jokes instead of shooting fireballs. It’s a dimension of pure chaos and hilarity that will leave you in stitches.

So why wait? Join our server tonight and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

YuriCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Anime, Diversity, emotional connection, Fiction, gender, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Literature, love, Manga, Minecraft, personal preference, reading, relationships, romance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, storytelling, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Magic Items Found:	3568
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri romance novel come to life! Dive into a world where blocks fall in love, creepers have secret crushes, and Endermen write love letters in the moonlight. Join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “Is it weird I like playing on this server as a guy? Not just for the blocks but for the romance. Idk, I just love all the crazy stories!” So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love story of a lifetime unfold before your very eyes!

NurseryCraft: No Art for Nieces, Just for Son!

art, attitude, baby shower, Boundaries, Communication, creativity, drawing, family, Future, gender, hobby, Jealousy, Niece, nieces, Nursery, NurseryCraft, Painting, relationships, sexism, sister, Son, Support

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ores Mined:	1829

🤣👶🎨 Yo, so check it – I’m a soon-to-be dad (27m) and my wifey Ellie (26f) is preggo with our lil’ dude due in August. Now, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server we got goin’ on over here. It’s like, the ultimate virtual nursery for all your pixelated parenting needs! 🍼🎮

So, I’ve always been into art, right? But my fam never really supported me, especially my sis Rebecca (32f). She’s preggo too, expecting a girl in October. Anyhoo, me and Ellie wanted to jazz up our son’s nursery with some dope artwork, ya feel me? I spent weeks designing and painting this masterpiece that totally vibes with his name. And let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! 🔥🎨

Fast forward to our baby shower, where we’re showin’ off the nursery to our peeps. And who shows up? None other than jealous sis Rebecca. She straight up demands I make her a custom piece for her daughter too. Like, excuse me? This chick never supported my art before, now she wants a piece of the pie? Nah, fam. Not happenin’. 🙅‍♂️🚫

She starts throwin’ shade, callin’ me sexist and whatnot. Like, bruh, chill. I ain’t playin’ that game. So I told her to bounce and take her negativity elsewhere. But then her hubby hits me up, tryna smooth things over. Sorry, dude, but I ain’t playin’ that game either. No room for toxic vibes in my virtual nursery, ya dig? 🚫👶

So, come join our Minecraft server for some epic nursery decor drama and family feuds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we got pixel art to keep us sane, amirite? 🤪✨ #MinecraftDrama #PixelParenting #ArtisticAntics

RespawnReligion

Afterlife, Beliefs, death, divine justice, Eternity, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Karma, nirvana, Paradise, Purgatory, Reincarnation, Religion, RespawnReligion, resurrection, salvation, Soul, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Animals Bred:	107
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of respawning in the same boring old world after you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you get to choose your own afterlife destination! Want to respawn in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where you can ride unicorns all day? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where death is just the beginning of your crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, you can unlock the secret realm of infinite bacon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyCholesterolBusters

Atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, Cardiology, cardiovascular health, Cholesterol lowering, clinical trials, Coronary artery disease, CraftyCholesterolBusters, drug therapy, Evolocumab, Healthcare, Heart Disease, High cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, Lipid management, medication, PCSK9 inhibitor, pharmaceutical, research, review, Secondary prevention, Treatment

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.

Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.

So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

BlockyWorld Minecraft Server

Background, birthplace, BlockyWorld, city, Country, culture, geography, heritage, home address, Hometown, Identity, location, Minecraft, Nationality, Origins, place of origin, Region, Residence, Roots, Server, TOWN, Village, where you from

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even ride on a flying pig into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and challenges players to chicken dance-offs for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you clucking with excitement!

PixelPoke RP Minecraft Server

2024.., 4chan, activity with Pokemon, advances, desuarchive, FAQ, Gay, Minecraft, open guide, PixelPoke, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, question of the day, Rentry, RP thread, Server, starting guide, Straight.., Trash thread, weirdest shape, Wheel Edition

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	74
Divine Spears Created:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

In this wild world, you’ll encounter Pokemon like never before. Want to ride a Pikachu like a majestic steed? Go for it! Feel like having a deep conversation with a Snorlax about the meaning of life? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

But beware, things can get a little… spicy in this server. With straight and gay pokephilia threads, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. Just remember to direct your porn dumps to the appropriate channels and keep the main chat PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate about which Pokemon has the weirdest shape. Spoiler alert: it’s probably Ditto, because that blob can transform into anything (and we mean anything). See you in the Pokeverse, trainers!

Rubles & Riches Minecraft Server

$11 Billion, billion, boom, dividends, Dividends on War, Economy Boom, Economy Boom Billion, Minecraft, Pocket, Pocket $11 Billion, Riches, Rubles, Russian, Russian Tycoons, Russian Tycoons Boom, Russian Tycoons Dividends, Russian Tycoons Economy, Russian Tycoons Pocket, Server, tycoons, Tycoons Pocket, War Economy, War Economy Boom, War Economy Dividends

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	8096

come join our epic minecraft server where russian tycoons are pocketing $11 billion dividends on war economy boom! we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode like fireworks on new year’s eve! our players are so rich they build houses out of solid gold blocks and ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs! join us and become a virtual billionaire in our insane virtual world where anything is possible!