Jean-Luc Ponty Minecraft Servers

Jean-Luc Ponty Minecraft Servers

  • Seething Normie Haven 1.20.6

    Seething Normie Haven 1.20.6
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 7202
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you ever just wanna escape reality and go ham on some noobs in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you!

    Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, where normies are not allowed and only the craziest of players survive.

    We’ve got epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as unhinged as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for?

    Leave the normies behind and join us for a long hard day of seething at normies in the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Let’s get weird, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaCraft: No More Babysitting!

    MommaCraft: No More Babysitting!
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 3860
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 366157 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and dive into a world of blocks and adventures.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from being a doormat or a people pleaser. Leave behind the twin troubles and exhausting childcare duties, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

    Forget about early retirement regrets and control freak siblings – on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Take a break from the daily grind and join us for some fun and relaxation. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family responsibilities with personal desires.

    So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together – because life is too short to be stuck in a never-ending cycle of exhaustion and guilt.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RuleBreaker in Minecraft SMP

    RuleBreaker in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 8514
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Emeralds Found: 3549 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Dimension Hops: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Animals Bred: 68

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have this rule that says you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head, but like, no one follows it because we all know it’s just a joke from the admins.

    One time, we had this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a cow, and they ended up destroying half the server with TNT. It was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that shot fireballs at anyone who got too close.

    Plus, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and wear nothing but leather armor. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game, losers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExFilesGone – No Ex, No Stress!

    ExFilesGone – No Ex, No Stress!
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 5475
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of seeing your partner’s ex’s face popping up on their social media? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Ex Zone” policy! That’s right, no more awkward encounters with your partner’s past relationships while you’re trying to build the perfect pixelated castle. Join us and never worry about deleting old photos again, because on our server, exes are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! So come on over and let’s build a future together, one block at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition

    MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 787
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit it will make ur muscles grow like u been hittin the gym 24/7? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got this crazy drug that reverses muscle loss in mice and we gonna add it to the game so u can be swole af while u mine and build and stuff.

    imagine ur character in minecraft getting jacked just by playing on our server. u gonna be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, u gonna be so strong u can take on any mob that comes ur way without breaking a sweat.

    come join us on this epic minecraft server and watch ur muscles grow bigger and bigger with every block u break. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out on all the gains u gonna make.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Warped

    Warped
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 4098
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 491
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Warped SMP

    About Us
    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Our community is friendly and welcoming, always looking for new members to join us.
    Links
    Discord Invite
    Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery)
    Vanilla Experience
    Our server stays true to semi-vanilla roots, running on Fabric with quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons and modifications are community-voted.
    How To Join
    We have high standards for new members. Join our Discord and apply!

    FAQ

    1. How often does the server reset?

    Our server recently reset and we have no plans for another reset in the near future.

    2. What kind of modifications do you use on the server?

    We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing addons that deviate from vanilla gameplay.

    3. Do you have any community events?

    Yes, we often host group projects, minigames, and server-wide events to encourage community collaboration.

    4. How can I join the server?

    Join our Discord and submit an application. Our community sets high standards for new members.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.3

    Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.3
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 8128
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids! Imagine a world where Shinji Ikari is raising the roof instead of giant robots. This server is like a romance comedy manga spin-off, but with blocks and creepers instead of pages and ink.

    We got campus culture festivals, all-girl bands, and even some crossplay action going on. It’s a wild ride full of tropes and craziness that will make you question your sanity. So, come on and join the madness, because who needs reality when you have Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaDrama Minecraft Server

    MommaDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 5461
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for an escape from your real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interference from passive aggressive in-laws or food-hiding villains. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a special bonus of unlimited garlic and onion-free food for your virtual dogs. No more toxic treats from meddling MILs here!

    Embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t hide your food in random places. Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Join us now and leave your mean MIL behind for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExBlockPartyFun

    ExBlockPartyFun
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 4392
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Chimeras Created: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 149
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 New Chunks Explored: 270895

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with your ex’s drama llama girlfriend? Do you want to host a birthday party for your child without any unnecessary drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a drama-free zone!

    On our server, you can build the most epic birthday party for your child without worrying about your ex’s problematic girlfriend crashing the party. We have a strict no drama policy, so you can focus on taking pictures with your ex and your kids without any interruptions.

    Join now and let’s build a virtual world where exes and their crazy girlfriends can’t ruin your special moments. Don’t let the drama llama girlfriend keep you from celebrating your child’s birthday in peace – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RentFreeFactsMC

    RentFreeFactsMC
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 3938
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 450 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

    Join us and explore a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena when you defeat it.

    But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, you can ride llamas into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? It’s true! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing skeletons and disco balls.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what random useless fact lives rent-free in your head? Join our server and make some unforgettable memories today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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