Jean-Jaques Hauer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BloodyPixel Minecraft Server

#Intention, art, art history, autistic, bathroom, BloodyPixel, Clytemnestra, Collier, Communication, Curiosity, Disturbing, family, gory, Jean-Jaques Hauer, Millais, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, ophelia, Paintings, parenting, Server, The Murder of Marat

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Potions Brewed:	73
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then come join our server where we have paintings of people dying in bath-related ways lining the walls of every bathroom!

Just like the iconic art pieces in our server, we have a community full of colorful characters, including a curious 10-year-old named Emily who loves to learn about the history behind each painting.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can explore, create, and maybe even uncover some hidden mysteries behind the art on our walls. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bath-related adventure of your own! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, blocks, Burning, California, climate change, climate connection, Connection, Disaster, drought, Environmental, extreme events, global warming, heatwaves, HYDRO, hydroclimate, Los Angeles, Nature Reviews, Paper, research, study, weather patterns, whiplash, Wildfires

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Solarion SMP

application, Bluemap, Community, criteria, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Griefprotection, Joinus, Mature, opportunities, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Revision, rules, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Submission, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	1941	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Season 5 Overview

Version	1.21.4
Community	18+
Location	AZ, US

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any mods required to play on the server?	No, there are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have various plugins such as Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and more.
Are there any restrictions on language usage on the server?	The language on the server can be undermoderated on purpose, so players should be prepared for unfiltered conversations.
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.
Is Solarion SMP suitable for all audiences?	This server is intended for a mature audience. If you are easily offended by differing opinions or conversations that challenge your views, it might not be the right fit for you.

Self Acceptance Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Craft, Decision making, personal growth, Self, self compassion, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-assertion, self-assertiveness, self-assurance, self-contentment, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	136
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of all those try-hard servers telling you to change and be someone you’re not, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server. We’re all about accepting yourself just the way you are, no judgment, no pressure to conform. Just pure, unadulterated chaos and fun.

Join us and unleash your inner weirdo, your inner freak, your inner… whatever the hell you wanna be. Let’s embrace the madness together and build some crazy shit in Minecraft. Who needs change when you can have a blast being your true, unapologetic self?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world where being yourself is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory. Let’s show the world that we’re proud to be weird, proud to be different, and proud to be… well, just us. Let’s do this!

SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL

Abuse, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, designated driver, emotional triggers, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mental health, relationships, self defense, sibling relationships, SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL, societal expectations, standing up for oneself, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of dealing with ignorant jerks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to pass judgment on you! Our community is filled with supportive players who understand that everyone has their own unique experiences.

Join us and leave behind the drama of the real world. No more weird looks or ignorant comments here, just a fun and welcoming environment where you can be yourself without fear of judgment. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the creepers are nicer than some people you might meet in real life!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your diamond armor is fully enchanted. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with a bunch of awesome players? See you in the game!

HatePretend SMP

Concealing true emotions., Concealing true feelings, Disguising true preferences, Disliking popular trends, Faking enjoyment, Feigning pleasure, Forced participation, going along with the crowd, HatePretend, Hiding true opinions, Inauthentic enjoyment, Masking dislike, peer pressure, Popular but disliked, Pretending to fit in, pretending to like, Putting on a facade, Secretly despising, smp, social expectations, society’s expectations, Suppressing true emotions

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ores Mined:	5758
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Love Letters Sent:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!

MemoryScentCraft

aromatic memories, aromatic recollections, childhood memories, emotional connections, emotional triggers, evocative aromas, evocative smells, fragrance memories, memory triggers, MemoryScentCraft, Nostalgia, olfactory senses, powerful memories, reminiscence triggers, scent associations, scent memory, scent stories, sensory experiences, sensory nostalgia, sentimental scents

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Items Found:	7540	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden cave filled with enchanted golden apples and talking creepers? Yeah, that smell of adventure and danger is what you’ll experience every time you log onto our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. The memories you’ll create here will be as unforgettable as the smell of freshly baked cake in the game.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft server and let the smell of nostalgia and chaos wash over you like a tsunami of fun!

ZapCraft: Electric Muscle Boost

#workout, Boost, Electric, Electrical muscle stimulation, electrifying workout, Exercise, FITNESS, meta analysis, Muscle, muscle activation, muscle building, muscle development, muscle endurance, muscle fatigue, muscle growth, muscle mass, muscle recovery, muscle stimulation, muscle strength, Muscles, resistance training, strength, ZapCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8999	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

hey u, ya u, do u wanna boost ur muscles mass and strength in minecraft? well then u gotta join this server cuz we got ELECTRICITY in our workouts! that’s right, we combine electrical muscle stimulation with resistance training to make u STRONG like a diamond sword!

imagine ur minecraft character flexing like never before, with muscles so big they can mine blocks with their bare hands! join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the virtual world.

plus, we got a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding minecart. so come on, join us and let’s get ELECTRIFYING together!

The Eyebrows Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adorable, Anime, beauty, Chaika, cute, EXCITEMENT, Eyebrows, eyebrows on fleek, eyebrows on point, front page, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, makeup, Manga, Mweeeee, Popular, reaction, Realm, social media, Surprise, trending, viral

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	99
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a Chaika-themed world where everything is upside down and pigs fly backwards.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.

You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Votes:	7794

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

MomSpyDadAITA

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, Guilt, Honesty, invasion of privacy, legal matters, loyalty, Manipulation, MomSpyDadAITA, moral dilemma, parents, personal boundaries, private investigator, regret, relationships, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	5382
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and the creepers!

Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!

Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!