🔥jealousy issues Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

This_Lingering_Jealousy_of_Attractive + Neurotypical_Ppl_Will Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attractive people, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, emotional struggles, envy, Insecurity, jealousy issues, lingering jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, neurotypical, Neurotypical_Ppl_Will, never ending, personal growth, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, social norms, societal pressures, This_Lingering_Jealousy_of_Attractive

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by attractive and neurotypical people in real life? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join our server and leave all that jealousy behind as you build your own world where everyone is equally blocky and pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on jealousy levels. Will you be the one to break the curse and finally be free from the envy of attractive and neurotypical people? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

JealousyChokeCraft

allergic reaction, ENGAGEMENT, family communication, family conflict resolution, family drama, family dynamics, family luncheon, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Jealousy, jealousy consequences, jealousy issues, jealousy management, JealousyChokeCraft, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Void Armor Forged:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: a family luncheon turns into a chaotic mess when a surprise Saint Bernard dog crashes the party, causing allergies and pregnancy announcements to collide in a hilarious disaster. Will you be the one to bring the dog inside, risking it all for the sake of family drama?

But wait, there’s more! Toasts turn into roasts, jealousy runs rampant, and siblings duke it out in a battle of wits and insults. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown of family feuds?

Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest family gathering you’ve ever seen, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and laughter!

SpoiledCraft

alcoholism recovery, amicable divorce, blended family, co parenting, concerts, custody arrangement, divorced parents, experiences, Fairs, family dynamics, Jealousy, jealousy in kids, jealousy issues, making memories, parenting, PLAYS, quality time, saving money, SpoiledCraft, spoiling kids, State Fair, Vacations

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this divorced mom’s life.

Imagine a world where you can escape from reality and build your own dream world, just like this mom is building a new life for herself and her kids. Who needs alimony when you can have diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft?

Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics, just like this mom taking her kids to concerts, fairs, and vacations. Who needs child support when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

But beware, jealousy may arise just like in this blended family. Will you be the one causing chaos or the peacemaker in our virtual world?

So come on, join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this mom’s blended family dilemma. Let the games begin!

CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boyfriend’s cousin, cousin’s actions, cousin’s behavior, CreeperCousin, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, jealousy issues, Minecraft, physical boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, suspicious behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1531
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s cousin? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with butt-touching, lustful jokes, and awkward family gatherings!

Our server is perfect for those who love drama and inappropriate behavior. Sit next to your boyfriend and watch out for hands sneaking under shirts to “warm up”. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of interrupting kisses and lap-sitting to go around!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

LoserCraft: Life’s Not Highschool

academic vs sports, Accomplishments.., college dropout, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cruise envy, family dynamics, family relationships, high school experience., Highschool, Jealousy, jealousy issues, life lessons, Lifes, LoserCraft, Maturity, parenting challenges, personal growth, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry, success, vacation envy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness sibling rivalry at its finest!

Picture this: Kelly, the party animal, and Sara, the academic, battling it out in a virtual world. Will Kelly’s jealousy issues lead to in-game drama? Will Sara’s cruise vacation trigger Kelly’s wrath? Find out on our server!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can experience real-life drama in Minecraft? Join now for a front-row seat to the ultimate showdown between sisters!

Kurt’s Bedrock Brawl: Where Creepers and Endermen Crash the Party!

anger, bedrock, BETRAYAL, brawl, Conflict, Confrontation, crash, CREEPERS, Desperation, emotional turmoil, endermen, explosive confrontation, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, intense emotions, Jealousy, jealousy issues, Kurts, Love Triangle, Party, possessiveness, RAGE, relationship drama, romantic entanglement, Struggle, tumultuous relationship, violent outburst

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Picture this: Kurt barges into Marlee’s bedroom, ready to confront her new lover. But instead of a heated argument, he is met with a sight so shocking, it will make your blocky head spin!

Join our server for a chance to witness epic love triangles, betrayal, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your minecart. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle of your own!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and maybe even a little bit of creeper action. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

FuyaoCraft: FBI Edition

Accountability, Chinese company, Chinese firm, corporate misconduct, Corruption, criminal charges, Edition, fbi, financial crimes, Fuyao Glass, FuyaoCraft, illegal activities, investigation, Justice, labour abuse, law enforcement, Raid, regulatory violations, special agents, transparency, US, US-China relations, white collar crime

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the US special agents can’t resist! we have crazy adventures and wild parties that will make you forget all about those pesky financial crimes and labour abuse. plus, our chinese firm Fuyao Glass is always throwing the wildest events, you won’t want to miss out! so come on over and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelPocalypse

anomaly, current events, falling apart, global conflict, global events, global peace, global perspective, global stability, historical cycles, historical patterns, historical trends, human history, long-term perspective, normalcy, peace and conflict, peaceful era, PixelPocalypse, societal changes, societal shifts., world, world events

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

are you tired of living in a world where everything is too peaceful? come join our minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. you never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a spider or a chicken wearing a top hat.

our players are a wild bunch, always up for a challenge and ready to take on any crazy adventure. we once had a player build a roller coaster that went straight to the moon – true story!

so if you’re looking for a break from the boring, peaceful world, come join us on our minecraft server. who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

OliveOilFreeWeightLoss

cholesterol, clinical trial, diet, Food, health, heart health, Lifestyle, metabolic health, nutrition, olive oil, OliveOilFreeWeightLoss, plant based diet, Plant-Based, Prevention, research, saturated fat, study, weight loss, weight management, wellness, whole food

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like a magical land where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk! I heard that if you build a house out of diamonds, a unicorn will come and be your pet forever!

And get this, on this server, you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy! Imagine swimming in a river of chocolate and eating cotton candy clouds, it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! You’ll be richer than a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day!

So come on and join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of creepers waiting to blow up your creations! Let’s get blocky with it!

Veiled Haven: Where Creepers Have PTSD from Vanilla Survival

age-restriction, Armor statues, block by block, BUILD, Connect, CREEPERS, Discord, Discord-MC chat, Economy, Events, exploits, Explore, Griefing, Haven, hermitcraft, Mob Heads, player, Player abuse, ptsd, simple voice chat, Small Community, smp, Squaremap, stealing, Survival, theft, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, veiled, Website

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Veiled Haven Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Server Population	Around 60 members
Modifications
	Weekly, monthly, and special events with prizes; Developing a shopping district
Rules	Age restriction of 16+; No exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, etc.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Veiled Haven?

You can apply by joining our Discord server and heading to the rules channel for instructions.

What modifications are added to the server?

Some of the modifications include Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, and Discord-MC Chat. More details can be found in the info channel on our Discord server.

What kind of events does Veiled Haven host?

We host weekly, monthly, and special events with enticing prizes for all members to participate in.

Is there a shopping district on the server?

Our community is currently working on developing a shopping district after the recent Block By Block event. Expect player-run shops soon, including shops for custom discs & goat horns and even a pranks shop!

What are the rules of Veiled Haven?

We maintain a mature and respectful atmosphere with an age restriction of 16+. Any form of exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, or any other violation of our rules is strictly prohibited.

YawnCraft International Minecraft Server

abroad, Allies, American, bedtime, Foreign, Friends, Global, International, international relations, internationally, Minecraft, night, Overseas, peaceful rest, REST, Server, Sleeping, Slumber, speaking, time difference, time zones, united states, world, YawnCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is asleep because of time zones? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be when our American friends are snoozing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in a time warp where it’s always daytime, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky mobs attacking you at night. Plus, who needs sleep when you can play Minecraft all day and night?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest resources you could ever dream of. But shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone!

3. Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ban any griefers or trolls faster than you can say “creeper”. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with them.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server from time to time, leaving behind mysterious clues and treasures for those brave enough to find them. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, our American friends may be sleeping, but the fun never stops on our server.

PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom struggles, bathroom time, child development, funny kids, funny toddlers, Master, Minecraft, parenting humor, poop jokes, PooPvP, potty humor, potty time, Potty training, potty training tips, smp, toddler behavior, toddler milestones, toddler potty training, toilet humor, toilet training

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Void Armor Forged:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

CraftyCashback

anger, Asshole, bills, child, comfortable living, Contribution, CraftyCashback, electrics, financial contribution, Flat, Help, learning, Mortgage, Painting, parents, Payday, plugs, Repayment, rinsing, wires, Working, world works

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding parents! Join us and escape the real world where your parents send you invoices for every little thing they’ve done for you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting billed for every nail and hammer your parents lent you. We promise not to charge you for living in our virtual world for 17 days, because that’s just ridiculous.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any financial burdens. Plus, we have a special “Escape Your Parents” quest where you can defeat virtual parents who constantly ask for repayment. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!

PetFailsCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	144	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Towns Built:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the epic showdown between a pack of derpy wolves and a gang of mischievous ocelots! Watch as they battle it out for control of the server, with explosions, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman thrown into the mix!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey, a chicken riding a baby zombie, who leads players on wild adventures through dungeons filled with treasure and danger. And don’t forget about our resident prankster, the Creeper in a top hat, who loves to surprise unsuspecting players with explosive gifts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

CraftyCommandJP Minecraft Server

Alliance, Asia, command structure, cooperation, CraftyCommandJP, Defense, defense capabilities, foreign policy, Geopolitical, historic move, international relations, Japan, long-term commitment, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Pacific region, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, U.S, Upgrade

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be in a top secret military operation in japan? well, now u can in this epic minecraft server! join us for crazy battles, secret missions, and top notch military strategy! u can be like a super cool ninja warrior fighting off evil forces and saving the world! plus, u get to upgrade ur weapons and gear to be the ultimate soldier! come join us and be a part of this historic move in the making! u won’t regret it, trust me.

HeatWaveCraft

#sustainability, blackouts, climate change, crisis management., electricity, energy consumption, energy crisis, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, grid system, heat stress, heatwave, HeatwaveCraft, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Mismanagement, power outage, renewable energy, scorching heat

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have so much energy you’ll never run out of power for your redstone contraptions! our server is so lit, it’s like the sun in iran during a heatwave. forget about all the mismanagement in the real world, on our server, everything runs smoothly and efficiently.

we have crazy events like a redstone building competition where the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a potato. our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending hug from a fluffy sheep.

so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. on our server, the only crisis you’ll have is trying to decide what to build next!