JealousSteveMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

JealousSteveMC SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Mines Excavated:	3834	Farms Harvested:	728
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where the grass is literally made of diamonds and the pigs can fly? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon with a water gun, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think). Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret wizard who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a diamond one with just a flick of their wand.

So why settle for a boring old survival server when you can join us and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft history? Hurry up and join before the creepers start throwing parties without you!

RoboLoveCraft: Where fembots swipe right on pixels!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6562
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Star Shards Collected:	137	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got cute fembots looking for e-dates, so if you’re looking for a long-term relationship, this is the place to be. And don’t worry, we have strict rules – no trans or blax allowed (we’re not racist, just picky). Bonus points if you’re a brunette, because who doesn’t love a brunette, am I right? Join us now and let the e-dating adventures begin! Just hop on our Discord at bruhmst. with the period and let the fun times roll!

BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1536	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Animals Bred:	125
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4627	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Items Found:	1395	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	6976
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2007	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	94
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4417

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	82
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome. 3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands. 4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. 5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	105
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

Hoobs Live VS Hypixel

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Hypixel	Hoobs Live
Large player base	Interactive integration with Youtube
Multiple game modes	Hoob Loot rewards
Frequent updates	Unique and innovative gameplay
Well-established and reputable server	Friendly community and chat experience

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Hypixel	Hoobs Live
What types of game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, survival, and role-playing.	Hoobs Live focuses on interactive integration with Youtube and offers unique gameplay experiences for players.
How big is the player base?	Hypixel has a large and active player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	Hoobs Live has a smaller but close-knit community that values interaction and engagement with players.
Are there regular updates to the server?	Hypixel consistently updates their server with new features, game modes, and events to keep players engaged.	Hoobs Live prioritizes unique and innovative gameplay experiences, with updates that enhance player interaction and engagement.
What sets this server apart from others?	Hypixel is well-established and reputable, offering a wide range of game modes and activities for players to enjoy.	Hoobs Live stands out for its integration with Youtube, Hoob Loot rewards, and a friendly community atmosphere in the chat.

Pixel Peen Paradise

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pics are so good, you’ll think you’re playing in real life! Our server is exclusively for players aged 18-30 because we believe in keeping things youthful and energetic. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fatty girls” policy because we only want the most fit and fabulous players building in our world. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? Join now and find out!