Jd Vance MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

right wing, germany, JD Vance, Meeting, CONSERVATIVE

so, like, imagine this: you join our minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where JD Vance is breaking taboos left and right! he’s meeting with the leader of Germany’s far-right party, like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, because on our server, anything is possible!

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!

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VanceCraft: Defense Minister Edition

Conference, JD Vance, Munich, US, transatlantic alliance

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet out of diamonds and made everyone poop in it for good luck. it was wild, man.

also, there’s this secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava? yeah, that happened. it was epic.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical unicorn horn hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that magic, right?

so, yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life. you won’t regret it, trust me.

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Blast Off Minecraft Server

blast, funny, controversy, current events, JD Vance

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you’ll find a wild mix of characters including Team Rocket, Donald Trump Jr, JD Vance, and Peanut the squirrel.

Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Creepy Eyeliner Minecraft Server

Minecraft, eyeliner, Grooming, Masculinity, Appearance

Are you tired of boring old politics and looking for some entertainment that’s actually worth watching? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and witness Vance’s fabulous eyeliner distract players during intense PvP battles. Who knew a 40-year-old man could rock makeup better than most beauty gurus? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama!

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RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, Government, Diplomacy, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian president

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

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CringeCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Working, UNCOMFORTABLE, social media, Appearance

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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Trump’s SMP Takeover: Minecraft Madness with JD Vance

madness, betting markets, VP pick, kamala, media attacks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the VP pick is the key to winning the game!

Forget about building epic structures and fighting mobs, the real challenge is navigating the political landscape of our server. JD Vance is the insurance policy for Trump, but watch out for Pence, Kamala, and even Walz – they’re all playing the game too.

The media attacks on Vance are just a diversion tactic to throw off Trump, but who knows what crazy plot twist will happen next? Will Trump dump Vance and send the server into chaos? Only time will tell.

Join now and experience the thrill of political intrigue, backstabbing, and maybe even a little diamond stealing on the side. This server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready for a wild ride, come on in!

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Minecraft SMP: /ptg/ – PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL – WHAT A TERRIBLE WAY TO MINE: BY CREEPER EDITION

ptg, Donald J Trump, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, God Bless the USA, Atlanta

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J Trump himself is a regular player! That’s right, THE Donald Trump is building his own virtual wall and making Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to play alongside the former president, but his spox, Liz Harrington, is also a part of the server! Imagine the drama and chaos that ensues when these two clash in a virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive archived links to all of President Trump’s speeches and appearances in-game. From rallies in Atlanta to interviews in Chicago, you can relive all the excitement right from your Minecraft screen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness of playing with the one and only Donald J Trump! Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallInMinecraft #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPresident

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JDVanceFanatic_MC_SMP

JDVanceFanatic_MC_SMP, POL, veredict, Ohio, CONSERVATIVE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with political debates, conspiracy theories, and questionable memes.

We have a special faction called “The Vance Gang” where we debate whether JD Vance is a hero or a villain. Will you join the fight for justice or chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Cave” where players can unleash their inner troll and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Just be prepared for the consequences because things can get pretty wild in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

handjob, Russel Brand, Camera, bathroom stall, Faggots

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of MIGA faggots and their janitor minions! Our server is a safe haven from Alex Jones and his love for trannies, Russel Brand’s bathroom stall escapades, and JD Vance’s questionable admissions. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have banded together to fight against the MIGA faggot Jewish shills. So come on down and join the rebellion – just make sure to watch out for any janitors trying to clean up our fun!

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