Jd Vance MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

VanceCraft Minecraft Server

current events, VanceCraft, Minecraft, Fight, volunteer

come join our epic minecraft server where JD Vance’s cousin who volunteered to fight for Ukraine is the admin! he will ban griefers with his military training and build the most epic bases to protect our land! join now to witness the legendary battles between creepers and JD Vance’s cousin, it’s gonna be lit fam! also, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, shhh don’t tell anyone! hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all our loot, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! #JDVancesCousinRocks #UkraineWarrior #MinecraftMadness

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CraftyVance’s Peaceful Server

Analysis, bipartisan efforts, trashes, CONSERVATIVE, criticism

lol this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur own castle and ride on flying pigs. we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and endermen get down and boogie. join us if u want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. we also have a pet zombie named fred who loves to dance to techno music. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

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Vance’s Book Ban & Block Party

military aid to Ukraine, Ukraine crisis response, book removal, cultural exchange, Ukrainian authors

hey u there!!! yeah u!!! stop what ur doin and LISTEN UP!!!! u gotta join this Minecraft server!! like seriously, if ur not here, where even r u???

first off, u know that book by that dude jd vance??? the one that’s so boring it could put a creeper to sleep?? well this server is the OPPOSITE of that! it’s like if a zombie and a llama had a baby and then that baby found diamonds in its diaper!!! YES I SAID DIAMONDS IN ITS DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!

also, rumors say if u dig straight down, u’ll find a secret dimension where all the cats play trumpet music and they’ll give u free enchanted pickaxes!!! like, how is that even possible????? it’s magic, bro!!!!!!

and don’t get me started on the fashion!!! our villagers throw fashion shows where they wear the most ridiculous outfits made out of grass and cobblestone and guess what????? they walk the runway like they’re on a mission to find the best crafting table!!! u’ll wanna join just for those struts, trust me.

oh and have u heard about the legendary pizza dragon??? it’s REAL!!! it flies around delivering pizza to players who build the best houses!! 1 slice of that pizza can give you the power to break blocks with ur mind!!! like, how cool is that?????

AND!!!! if u join now, u can be one of the first to meet the jiggly sponge king!!! legend has it he gives out free waffles and grants wishes, but only if u sing the alphabet backwards while doing the moonwalk! you gotta practice tho, it’s not easy, but we’ll all cheer for u, even the skeletons will join in!

so forget that boring ol book and come join the wild and wacky world where diamonds, dragons, and disco moves personify FUN!!! don’t be a noob, COME JOIN US NOW!!!!! we got pizza dragons waiting, and trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that nacho cheese explosion! 🧀🌈💥

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WarriorCraft Minecraft Server

Ukraine, Britain, Server, Statement, Veteran

come join our minecraft server, where we fight wars every 30 seconds and britain is just a random country that doesn’t even exist! jd vance tried to join but couldn’t handle the chaos, so now he’s denying everything like a noob. keir starmer tried to bring peacekeepers but ended up getting blown up by a creeper. if you want non-stop action and drama, this is the server for you! plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and eats pizza with steve. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

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BlockyBritsMC

insensitive remark, public opinion, British troops, disrespectful comment, political figure

so, liek, u kno how sum pple r just rlly dumb? well, dis guy JD Vance is liek, the king of dumb. he sed sumthin rlly stoopid bout british troops n evry1 got all mad n stuff. but dont worry bout him, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs dat fly n cows dat dance. u can build ur own castle n rule over all the noobs. plus, we hav a secret underground dungeon full of treasure n mystery. so leave JD Vance n his dumb comments behind n come join us for sum epic minecraft fun!

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JD’s Minecraft Peace Quest

Troops, peace talks, Peacekeeping, political analysis, War

so, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, there’s this one time where a bunch of pigs started flying and shooting lasers out of their eyes. it was insane, bro.

and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they have tea parties every day and ride around on giant chickens. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the diamond mine that’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? yeah, you heard me right. ninja llamas. they’ll karate chop anyone who tries to steal the diamonds. it’s hilarious.

so, like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft server and experience all the madness for yourself, then come on over. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have this much fun, am i right?

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Zelensky’s No Makeup Mine

JD Vance, beauty standards, ZELENSKYS, Zelensky, Cosmetics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, explore secret underground caves filled with dancing creepers, and even participate in a weekly fashion show where your pixelated avatar can strut its stuff on the catwalk!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Zelensky himself, who roams the server without a single trace of makeup, causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Who needs eye liner when you’ve got a diamond sword, right?

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

Warning, controversy, current events, shut, power dynamics

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

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VanceCraft Abortion Riot

activism, JD Vance, scotland, Misinformation, VanceCraft

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Warning, JD Vance, condemns, regret, Minecraft

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got JD Vance on here telling Zelensky to watch out for badmouthing Trump, like, what even is happening, bro? and then he’s all like, peace talks? more like atrocious talks, amirite? come join the madness and chaos on this server, where anything can happen, even JD Vance giving political advice to world leaders in a blocky virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see where this crazy train takes us!

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