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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9931 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 207089 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
we got Putin trying to hack into the server to stop the loan, but our admins are like, nah, bro, you ain’t gonna mess with our Ukraine loan party. it’s like a virtual battle of epic proportions, and you gotta be there to witness it all.
plus, we got like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Putin’s hackers and plan your next move. it’s like a virtual game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less cheese.
so, yeah, join our server for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.