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The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1585
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Emeralds Found:	4089	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

MomRageCraft

age ranges, age-appropriate reading, book recommendations, book series, communication breakdown, disagreement resolution, encouraging reading, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, gift giving, hanging up on family, MomRageCraft, parental expectations, parenting disagreements, reading habits, rudeness, sibling birthdays, sibling bonding, sibling relationships

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Potions Brewed:	92

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

BlockyTimeMachine

advice, BlockyTimeMachine, hindsight, Inner child, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-reflection exercises, wisdom

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	2062
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

#youtube, Adventures, authentic, classic, Crates, Discord, dramatic, European, Factions, Minecraft, Mythical, Nethria, Network, Nostalgia, Opera, Ping, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Server, Site, Skills, soap, Trailer

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	4020	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, Third-person Shooter, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Warbond

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	232005
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Potions Brewed:	55
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

ObsidianAddictz

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Skillful Question Master

Master, question.., skillful

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

active users, American politics, BlockyParty, cross-party, digital communication, digital platforms, disapproval, Edition, EXTREME, extremism, online behavior, online communities, online engagement, polarization, political discourse, political polarization, political relations, public opinion, social media, social trends, social-networking, twitter, user behavior

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).