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WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	157	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	968	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Potions Brewed:	145	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ores Mined:	6890	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Towns Built:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5483	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Towns Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	727161	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Potions Brewed:	122

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!