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CarCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, brother, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, ENTITLEMENT, family, Frustration, Minecraft, overstepping, Permission, possessions, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ores Mined:	5407	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and cars are not borrowed without permission!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft, where you never know when your brother might steal your virtual car and leave you stranded in the pixelated wilderness.

But fear not, for on our server, you can set your own rules and enforce them with an iron pickaxe if necessary. Build your own virtual empire, protect your belongings, and show your brother who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come on down to our server and unleash your fury in a way that won’t get you kicked out of your own house. Let’s mine, craft, and conquer together – just make sure to ask before borrowing someone’s virtual car!

Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker

animal habitats, Bashin, city ordinances, city services, community responsibility, community standards, couch removal, environmental concerns, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborly etiquette, outdoor furniture, outdoor storage, Pest Control, property maintenance, property rights, public health, sanitation, Trash, trash removal, Waste Disposal, wildlife, Yanker, YARD

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Towns Built:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Potions Brewed:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Animals Bred:	73

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7092
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	5167	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	116628
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	5531
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Towns Built:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Farms Harvested:	422	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!