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MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Star Shards Collected:	60
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2689	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4985
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	243
Runes Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!