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Crafty Kids Club: Where we learn Minecraft facts faster than you can say ‘Creeper!’

#revelation, age, Awareness, Childhood, club, cognition, Crafty, creeper, Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, facts, Faster, growth, Insight, Kids, knowledge, learn, learning, Memory, milestone, Minecraft, realization, Recollection, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	280	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Votes:	324
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Emeralds Found:	1293
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mines Excavated:	4297
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil llamas, build a house out of diamond blocks, and discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots! And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through telepathy? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PizzaCraft: Where you can copy flags and build pasta houses! 🍕🇮🇹

BUILD, colors, Copy, cultural appropriation, design, Equal, Flag, Flags, heritage, History, Houses, Identity, Imitation, inspiration, italy, national pride, national symbol, originality, pasta, patriotism, Pizzacraft, SOVEREIGNTY, symbol, tradition, Unique

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Enchantments Applied:	122

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more flags than a UN summit! Need a flag for your castle? We got you covered. Want to create a flag that will make Italy jealous? We’ve got that too.

Join our server and create the most outrageous flags you can imagine. Just remember, if you try to copy Italy’s flag, be prepared for some serious flag drama. Who knew flags could be so scandalous?

So come on over and let your flag fly high on our server. Just be ready for some flag-tastic fun!

Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

blasphemy, come back, controversial, deity, Epic, Fandom, funny, humor, iconic figure, internet culture, Internet Sensation, Jesus, love, meme, Minecraft, never again, Parody, pop culture, proportions, Raptor, raptor jesus, Religion, Revenge, satire, Server, social media, viral

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Buildings Constructed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

Pixelated Pals: The Blocky Simulation Server

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, blocky, computer simulation, Consciousness, Deep thinking, Digital World, Existence, existential crisis, matrix, mind-bending, PALS, Perception, philosophical pondering, philosophy, pixelated, questioning reality, Reality, Server, simulation, simulation theory, Technology, Thought-provoking, virtual reality

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us as we uncover the truth behind our existence in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover that we’re all just characters in a giant simulation created by a group of mischievous aliens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

3.24, Adventures, Challenge Rewards, Community, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, Early-Access-In-2024, Epic, Exile, forum, Gaming, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, News, Online game, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, RPG, shitpost edition, Tools and Utilities, Updates

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	164	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server, where you can explore the mystical Necropolis filled with ancient ruins and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

AutistCraft, autists, awkward, childhood beliefs, code analysis, CREEPERS, Debunked, game design, game development, game files, game secrets, interview, lead game designer, mystery solved, Myth, Obscure, Reality, Rumors, scoured, Secrets, socially, unfounded, video game rumors, video games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	76
Holy Grails Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

America, definition, dreams, equity, European Americans, European men, false, favorites, hate, lesbians, library, Life, loose-leaf newsletter, LooseLeaf, middle class, Minecraft, Newsletter, non gays, pamphlets, ridiculous pamphlet, right of center, Server, slow motion torture, True

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Enchantments Applied:	79
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mines Excavated:	3870
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Zombie Dances:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!