Jaykatana Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomSaidNoMinecraftServer

Argument, BMI, Comments.., culture, dinner table, DISRESPECTFUL, double chin, family, gained weight, healthy, lighthearted joke, looking out, mom, MomSaidNoMinecraftServer, overreact, overweight, sister, sweets, vacation, vacation eating

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7131
Secret Passages Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of family dinners turning into roast sessions? Join our Minecraft server for a guaranteed chin-free zone! No more “double chin” jokes or snarky comments about your BMI – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about your mom calling you out for having an extra scoop of ice cream. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, not bring you down.

So say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join our server today and let the good times roll – no chin-up exercises required!

MotherInLawBattleRoyale

Apology, Apple, baby, cranky, Dinner, family, fertility journey, Fight, Formula, grievances, kale, lettuce, mother-in-law, MotherInLawBattleRoyale, NEGATIVE, Peace, photos, Smile, SWEET, Tone, Videos

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	423	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mines Excavated:	4054	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to feed your virtual baby apples without your permission! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like the time when your mother-in-law gave your baby an apple without asking!

On our server, you can raise your voice as much as you want without consequences, just like the time you snapped at your mother-in-law for stealing your baby’s first taste of sweetness. We encourage players to stand their ground and demand apologies for apple-related incidents!

But don’t worry, we also promote forgiveness and moving on from small things, just like when your mother-in-law suggested you should forgive each other for the sake of peace. Join us for a server full of family drama, awkward dinners, and unresolved grievances – it’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

Grown-Up Gamers Minecraft Server

adulting, Adults, Authority Figures, Coming of Age, Gamers, generational divide, growing up, grownup, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parental guidance, parental perspective, perspective shift, Server, teen angst, Teen Drama, teen movie, teen rebellion, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, teenage years, wisdom with age, youth culture

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of feeling like the only responsible one in a sea of reckless teenagers? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where adults rule the land! No more dealing with angsty drama or immature behavior – here, the grown-ups are in charge and ready to show those kids how it’s done. Build your own adult-sized empire, complete with sophisticated architecture and refined taste. Who needs high school drama when you can have a mature and classy gaming experience? Join us now and unleash your inner adulting skills!

TrumpedCraft: The Election Edition

Assassination, Campaign, Candidate, consequences, controversy, current events, debate, Democracy, Edition, election, Government, gun control, Impact, media coverage, Politics, president, public opinion, SECURITY, Shooting, trump, TrumpedCraft, violence

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Towns Built:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	5687
Alien Abductions:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most bizarre events can impact the outcome of the game! Join us and witness the chaos as players navigate through a world where Trump being shot could actually determine if he wins the election in-game. Will his character miraculously survive and secure victory, or will the players have to deal with the aftermath of a presidential assassination in Minecraft? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

SeaWars Minecraft Server

aggressive actions, China, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, disputed sea, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hostilities, international relations, maritime security, military tensions, Minecraft, naval standoff, peace negotiations, regional stability, SeaWars, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, united states, US

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

so, like, u know how china be all up in everyone’s bizness in da sea, right? well, dis server be like da opposite of dat. we be all chill and peaceful and stuff. no aggressive actions here, just pure minecraft fun, ya feel me? come join us and escape da drama of da real world. plus, we got a secret underwater base where we throw epic parties with dolphins and turtles. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waitin’ for? join now and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

NatoCraft – China vs Russia

accusations, Alliance, China, Conflict, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, NATOcraft, political tensions, response, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Statement

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4995
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, china just hit back at nato over some russia drama and u know it’s gonna be lit af in here. like, imagine building ur own little communist village and defending it from nato spies with ur trusty diamond sword. plus, the admins are like actual ninjas so u never know when they’re gonna pop up and prank u with a bunch of exploding chickens. it’s a total warzone but in a fun way, ya feel me? so come join us and let’s show nato who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

SpeedyCraftUSA

#Automotive, acceleration, American drivers, Awareness, CAR, car performance, Driving, driving habits, ignorance, knowledge, road regulations, road safety, SPEED, Speed limits, speed testing, SpeedyCraftUSA, Transportation, unawareness, US, vehicle capabilities, Vehicles

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	77
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, most peeps in the US don’t even know how fast their car can drive, but on this server, you can race your minecart at lightning speed and feel the adrenaline rush like never before!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of derpy chickens wearing armor. You gotta be quick and sneaky to snatch those diamonds before the chickens peck your eyes out!

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down in the Nether realm. It’s like a fiery warzone with lava pits and flying pigs armed with golden swords. Only the bravest and craziest players survive to tell the tale!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and experience all the wackiness and chaos that awaits you! Let’s get this party started, baby!

CoerciveCraft: The Fantasies Server

Aggressive Sexual Fantasies, behavioral risk factors, CoerciveCraft, cognitive risk factors, cross-sectional study, fantasies, Finish men, rape-supportive attitudes, Server, sexual coercion, violent pornography consumption

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN AGGRESSIVE SEXUAL FANTASIES INTO BLOCKY ADVENTURES! WE HAVE A WHOLE VILLAGE DEDICATED TO ROLEPLAYING AS FINNISH MEN WITH QUESTIONABLE BEHAVIOR! EXPLORE THE DEPTHS OF OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE DARK SIDE OF MINECRAFT! PLUS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL SECTION FOR VIOLENT PORN CONSUMPTION! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

Tupø server | 1 Season Minecraft server

1 Season, backup, Burnhouse, Community, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, Minecraft, moron, multiplayer, ONLINE, Project, Server, Store, Stupid server, Survival, Unique, Wiki

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Just a stupid server. Don’t be a moron and come to the project.

Our main IP:ø.funBackup IP:212.80.7.209:20053

We are truly uniqueOur wiki:https://wiki.burnhouse.online/Our store:https://store.burnhouse.online/

Our discord:https://discord.gg/8vYbuCwT6k

212.80.7.209:20053

🌴 An Island Full of Pandas and Volcanoes – Come PvP and Survive with a Balanced Economy!

Adventure, Allies, Balanced, boats, bugs, building, Cheating, Economy, Empire, full, Griefing, ISLAND, island life, join now, Minecraft, mmo, multiplayer, Pandas, PvP, pvp combat, Resources, rules, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, Trading, Vanilla, volcanoes

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Votes:	3150
New Chunks Explored:	838979	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to IslandPVP.net Minecraft Server
Embark on an epic journey where your survival skills and cunning strategy will determine your fate. Start with a humble island and expand it into a thriving empire. But remember, you’re not alone in this world. Other players are out there, building their own islands and gathering precious resources.

Features:
Island Expansion: Begin with a small island and expand it using your resourcefulness and creativity.
Exploration: Venture out on boats to discover other players’ islands and plunder their treasures.
PvP Action: Engage in thrilling player-versus-player combat as you defend your island or raid others’.
Economy: Trade resources and items with fellow players to strengthen your island.
Community: Join forces with friends or forge alliances to dominate the server.

Rules:
Respect other players and their creations.
No cheating or exploiting bugs.
PvP is allowed, but no griefing.

IP: IslandPvp.net

Join us now and start your adventure on IslandPVP.net!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the IslandPVP server?

A: Simply use the IP address IslandPvp.net to connect to the server.

Q: Can I play with friends on the IslandPVP server?

A: Yes, you can join forces with friends or forge alliances to dominate the server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the IslandPVP server?

A: Yes, PvP action is encouraged on the server, but griefing is not allowed.

Q: Are there any rules for playing on the IslandPVP server?

A: Yes, players are expected to respect others, not cheat, and avoid griefing.