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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 264 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 811909 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting towed and impounded is your opponent’s base! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.
Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.
So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!
