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RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crops Grown:	1034	Magic Items Found:	7705
Mines Excavated:	2892	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

breaking barriers, Claudia Sheinbaum, CraftyClaudiasPresidency, female empowerment, female president, feminist leadership, gender equality, Government, historic moment, INAUGURATION, Latin America, leadership, Mexican politics, mexico, political milestone, Politics, president, progressive change, swearing in ceremony, women in power, women leaders

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	5995	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	52	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

Adoptive Mother, aita, Apology, biological mother, Boundaries, children, Communication, CURT, EyeRollCraft, Fake Conversations, family, Frustration, ignoring, Manipulation, MIL, Minecraft, relationships, Rolling My Eyes, Server, small talk, sporting event, step mother, walking away

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	141
Divine Spears Created:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3690	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5475	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

Conflict, consequences, CraftyConsequences, Defense, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, foreign policy, idf, international relations, iran, Iranian attack, Israel, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Villages Defended:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	50	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.