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Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Votes:	7513	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
New Chunks Explored:	957466	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Emeralds Found:	8086	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4633	Ores Mined:	4915
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Void Armor Forged:	21

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Emeralds Found:	6161	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Apple Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
New Chunks Explored:	789299	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

In Apple Craft we strive to produce the highest quality experience for new and returning players. We make sure to remove P2W aspects to make the game fair and safe for everyone. We use an in-game currency which is non-purchasable to buy our crates. We have casinos, crates, quests, survival, shops, survival and more.

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I Think I Can Take Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	67
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you think you can take on the ultimate challenge of facing off against the fiercest Minecraft player in the land – a llama named Linda. Legend has it that Linda has never been defeated in a PvP battle and she’s ready to take on all challengers. Do you have what it takes to dethrone the llama queen and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Join our server now and find out!