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1btc Minecraft SMP Holder

1btc, asset management, Bitcoin, Blockchain, capital growth, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, digital investment, financial strategy, hodl, hodling, holder, Holding, Investment, long term, Minecraft, Passive, patience, smp, Store of Value, Wealth preservation

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of holding onto that 1btc since 2017 and not knowing what to do with it? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can trade that 1btc for in-game diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. Rumor has it that he can summon a herd of creepers with just a flick of his wrist.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where we host weekly llama races, giant chicken jousting tournaments, and even have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let’s mine, build, and laugh together!

CheerCraftCentral

caring companion, CheerCraftCentral, cheerful friend, comforting presence, compassionate friend, dependable shoulder, Emotional support, encouraging words, good listener, happiness booster, kind soul, loving presence, loyal ally, Mood lifter, positive vibes, reliable confidant, supportive family, Thoughtful gestures, trusted advisor, understanding confidant, uplifting spirits

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a place to escape the real world and have a blast with your pals? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.

Need a break from the stress of daily life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a laugh with your friends. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will always know how to cheer you up, whether it’s with a well-timed joke or a ridiculous prank.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and conquer the server with your feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of laughter, friendship, and chicken shenanigans!

HezbollahCraft: ZainabGoneBoom

Assassination, Beirut strike, Conflict, DAUGHTER, family, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, Killed, lebanon, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Political, Terrorism, Tragedy, Unrest, violence, War, Zainab Nasrallah, ZainabGoneBoom

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122

lol this server is so lit, even Zainab Nasrallah’s daughter plays on it, until she got rekt in a crazy Beirut strike. come join us and see if you can survive longer than her! we got epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from airstrikes. plus, our admins are like ninjas, always ready to swoop in and save the day. join now and be part of the madness!

Blocky Ghetto Shootout

black communities, blocky, community empowerment, Community safety, Crime Prevention, criminal justice reform, ghetto, gun control, Gun Violence, homicide rates, minority communities, Public Safety, racial disparities, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, shootout, social inequality, socioeconomic status, systemic racism, Urban violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4959	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight gun homicides with diamond swords and enchanted armor! our community is so tight-knit, we treat each other like family and protect each other from creepers and griefers.

we have the most lit events, like a weekly dance party in the nether, where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick skins.

plus, our server is so exclusive, even herobrine himself tried to join but we said nah fam, you gotta earn your spot like everyone else.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper explosion, then come join us and let’s take down gun violence one block at a time!

Minecraft Server: /lolg/ – Laugh Out Loud Gaming

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, anniversary, Builds, COSPLAY, Cosplayer Neeko, esports, Esports Fan Trundle, Gaming, gragas, LAUGH, league of legends, lolg, loud, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music, Music Fan Gragas, neeko, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Server, Sivir, trundle

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	527	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our 15 Year Anniversary celebration where we have Music Fan Gragas throwing epic parties, Cosplayer Neeko showing off her amazing costumes, Esports Fan Trundle cheering on every player, and Ann-Sivir-sary giving out free skins like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs and rainbow unicorns to the game. And don’t even get me started on the PBE Patch Notes – we’re introducing a new dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas!

Need some inspiration for your builds? Check out our account stats and model viewer to see the most epic creations on our server. And if you need some guidance, our OP pastebin has all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, aggravated, ANNOYED, Disgruntled, done, exasperated, exhausted, fed up, finished, Frustrated, I’M, irritated, Minecraft, over it, perturbed, sick, sick of, smp, tired, Vexed, Weary, weary of

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2294	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

AuntieSlayin’Craft

aunt-niece relationship, AuntieSlayinCraft, childhood development, children’s behavior, discipline, Empathy, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, Moral values, parenting, parenting challenges, school friendships, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, social etiquette, Social Skills, standing up for friends, teaching empathy, teaching respect

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	5513
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

FearlessCraft SMP

conquering fear, courage, facing fears, fear, fear management, fear of change, fear of death, fear of failure, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of the unknown, FearlessCraft, fearlessness, inner strength, mental strength, overcoming fear, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Farms Harvested:	877	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

CraftyMorningFun

Breakfast, coffee, CraftyMorningFun, early riser, energized, Exercise, favorite morning activities, fresh start, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, morning rituals, morning routine, Peaceful, positive start, productive day, self-care, start the day right, sunrise

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	230	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1355	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse, Crisis, emergency, evacuation, Government, iran, Iran news, leader, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Precaution, precautionary measures, Protection, Relocation, Report, Safety, safety protocol, SECURITY, security measures, supreme leader

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Votes:	2881
Villages Defended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!