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CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

“Youth, 18 year olds, age restrictions, Ageism, BUILD, children, CraftyFeminist18s, DATING, Epic, feminism, FEMINISTS, gender equality, intelligence, Maturity, Political Correctness, political participation, retarded, retarded children, social commentary, Stacy, Stereotypes, voting age, voting eligibility, voting rights, WOMENS RIGHTS, worlds

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Towns Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

Adventure, AUTHORITY, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, Decision making, Democracy, Feudal System, Governance, Hidden Leaf Village, Hierarchy, ideal, leadership, leadership styles, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, Narutos, ninja clans, ninja world, Ninjas, Politics, power dynamics, Server, Shinobi, tobirama, Village

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Star Shards Collected:	253
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

BLOCK, creeper, fag, FagCraft, lmao, lol, lolololololol

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

#youtube, Bijou, BUILD, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, GemCraft, general, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, KOSEKI, koseki bijou, LAUGH, Links, lol, merch, Music, Newpebble guide, Next stream, Previous Stream, Report, rock on, shorts, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, unarchived streams

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6774	Potions Brewed:	193
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Potions Brewed:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ Server for Epic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Towns Built:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

We’ve got 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus waiting for you to recruit them. And don’t forget about the 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana – they’re ready to kick some blocky butt!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Cardigan skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky buddies? Or maybe you’re more interested in the epic battle between 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless. It’s like watching a PvP match between a zombie and a skeleton – you never know who’s going to come out on top!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the upcoming EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion. It’s going to be more intense than a creeper sneaking up behind you in the dark!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

RetroCraft: Where 70s, 80s, and 90s NYC vibes meet Minecraft madness!

70s, 80s, 90s, Childhood, city life, culture, Graffiti, Hip Hop, History, madness, Meet, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NYC, parents, past, Reminiscing, Retro, RetroCraft, Stories, Urban, urban decay, VIBES, vintage

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1521
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Step into our Minecraft server and experience a time warp back to the groovy 70s, rad 80s, and gnarly 90s NYC! Even if you weren’t born during those decades, you can still party like it’s 1979 with our retro-themed buildings and neon lights.

Join us for epic disco parties in Studio 54, go breakdancing in Times Square, or take a stroll through Central Park with a boombox blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t worry about running into any actual New Yorkers from that time – our NPCs are straight out of a John Hughes movie.

So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server and get ready for a totally tubular time travel experience that will have you saying, “I love the smell of pixelated pizza in the morning!”

Minecraft Mayhem: CHUD Craze

#youtube, banned, Chud, CHUD COMMONWEALTH, compatibility, Conflicts, CRAZE, fallout 4, fallout community, Fallout gameplay, fallout mods, gameplay, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mod, moddb, modding, modlist, Nexus, questionable changes, review, Video

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Emeralds Found:	9785	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the mods got banned from Nexus and ModDB! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Worried about compatibility with big modlists? Don’t be! Our server thrives on chaos and welcomes all mods with open arms. Who cares about conflicts when you can have a server full of surprises?

And don’t even get us started on the questionable changes. We’ve got changes that will make you question your sanity, but in the best way possible. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Anything is possible on our server!

Clown Court Minecraft Madness

Clown, contempt of court, Court, courtroom, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, Disobedience, Disrespect, Hold, judge, Justice, law, legal proceedings, Legal System, madness, Merchan, Minecraft, next time, punishment, Ruling, Tiresome, trial

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7752
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Animals Bred:	44	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild courtroom drama mixed with a circus!

Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!