Jaws MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

JawedFishTacoCraft

jawed organism, Evolution, Ancient, ancient creature, prehistoric

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the ancient alien fish tacos would be jealous? Well, look no further because our server is home to the 500-million-year-old ‘alien fish taco’ arthropod! That’s right, this bad boy was one of the first creatures to ever have jaws, and now it’s chilling in our Minecraft world, ready to party with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of this ancient creature. Maybe you’ll even discover the recipe for the ultimate fish taco while you’re at it! But be warned, this arthropod is not your average taco ingredient – it’s got some serious attitude and will stop at nothing to protect its fishy legacy.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and witness the craziest, most jaw-dropping (pun intended) adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become besties with the alien fish taco arthropod and rule the server together. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity – join now!

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PyramidPainCraft

work-related injuries, hips, occupational health., Egyptian scribes, Damage

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EGYPTIAN SCRIBES WITH BROKEN HIPS, JAWS, AND THUMBS! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE TOO BUSY GAMING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT WRITING! PLUS, WE HAVE MUMMIES AS MODS AND PHARAOHS AS ADMINS! BUILD YOUR OWN PYRAMID AND AVOID WORK-RELATED INJURIES! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE ANCIENT CURSE OF BAD GAMING EXPERIENCES!

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SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Cuties Drool

Fish, Underwater, sea creatures, Drool, beauty

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the Great White Cutie reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most adorable mob in all of Minecraft – the Great White Cutie! This majestic creature roams the land, spreading joy and cuteness wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

2. Our server has the most insane PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players riding on the backs of flying pigs, armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows, battling it out in the sky while dodging fireballs and lightning strikes. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie!

3. We have the most mind-blowing builds you’ll ever see. From towering castles made entirely out of cake to underwater cities filled with mermaids and dolphins, our players’ creativity knows no bounds. You’ll never run out of jaw-dropping sights to see on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Great White Cutie server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!

beauty standards, Sexuality, assumption, attraction, heterosexual

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are thicc and the adventures are wilder than a creeper on a sugar rush!

Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!

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Lion vs Man Tug-of-War: Minecraft Madness

predator, Fight, claws, jaws, Competition

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where lions and humans compete in INTENSE tug-of-war matches! Join us to witness the EPIC battles between lions and humans as they struggle to prove who is the ultimate champion of strength.

Our server is filled with CRAZY challenges and obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Can you outsmart a lion in a tug-of-war without opposable thumbs? Join us and find out!

Don’t miss out on the WILD adventures and INSANE competitions waiting for you on our server. Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft jungle!

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Savings4Skins: AITA Edition

expensive, Savings4Skins, Job, Understanding, anger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block counts! Just like F34, who knows the importance of saving up for that major motorcycle repair, you’ll need to strategize and prioritize your resources wisely to survive in this virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, all while dodging surprise gifts from your boyfriend (Not his real Minecraft username, of course). Will you be able to return the expensive watch he bought with your hard-earned diamonds, or will you let him keep it and face the consequences of your in-game bank account?

With crazy adventures around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).

Join now and show us if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of virtual relationships and virtual finances. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about the value of friendship, trust, and, most importantly, diamonds.

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Blocktopia: Stayin’ Alive

inner peace, mindfulness, personal growth, blocktopia, life satisfaction

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, battle evil mobs with your trusty pet chicken sidekick, and build the most ridiculous pixel art creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge of Doom” where unsuspecting players are pranked by mischievous trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the virtual disco club.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

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ThaiCraft Minecraft Server

ThaiCraft, equality, Minecraft, social change, thailand

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you can build, like, whatever you want and, like, there’s this secret underground disco party that only the cool kids know about.

also, like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, i know, crazy right? but, like, totally true.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a pet panda sanctuary where you can ride on their backs and fly around the server? it’s, like, the most fun thing ever.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally rad and full of surprises, you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyConflictMC

Politics, territorial dispute, eastern europe, Négotiation, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than russia-ukraine war but with way more explosions and chaos! india is like “no way, i’m too busy playing on this server to endorse any boring summit statements!” we have epic factions fighting for control, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

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BreakfastCraft: Because Pancakes for Dinner is Totally Acceptable

society, Routine, Questionable, Breakfast, PANCAKES

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SERVE BACON SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER! ONLY PSYCHOS EAT HAM SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST HERE! COME BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WHILE EATING THE MOST RANDOM MEALS OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER?! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

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