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JawedFishTacoCraft

500 million years old, alien fish taco, Ancient, ancient creature, ancient history, arthropod, Deep Sea, Evolution, evolutionary biology, extinct species, first creatures, fossil, jawed organism, JawedFishTacoCraft, jaws, Marine Biology, marine life, oceanic discovery, Paleontology, prehistoric, sea creature

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the ancient alien fish tacos would be jealous? Well, look no further because our server is home to the 500-million-year-old ‘alien fish taco’ arthropod! That’s right, this bad boy was one of the first creatures to ever have jaws, and now it’s chilling in our Minecraft world, ready to party with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of this ancient creature. Maybe you’ll even discover the recipe for the ultimate fish taco while you’re at it! But be warned, this arthropod is not your average taco ingredient – it’s got some serious attitude and will stop at nothing to protect its fishy legacy.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and witness the craziest, most jaw-dropping (pun intended) adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become besties with the alien fish taco arthropod and rule the server together. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity – join now!

PyramidPainCraft

ancient egypt, ancient professions, archeological findings, Damage, Egyptian scribes, hips, historical research, jaws, manuscript production, medical analysis, occupational hazards, occupational health., physical strain, PyramidPainCraft, repetitive motion, scribe injuries, study, THUMBS, Toll, work-related injuries, writing efforts

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6784	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Void Armor Forged:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EGYPTIAN SCRIBES WITH BROKEN HIPS, JAWS, AND THUMBS! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE TOO BUSY GAMING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT WRITING! PLUS, WE HAVE MUMMIES AS MODS AND PHARAOHS AS ADMINS! BUILD YOUR OWN PYRAMID AND AVOID WORK-RELATED INJURIES! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE ANCIENT CURSE OF BAD GAMING EXPERIENCES!

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Cuties Drool

adorable, Animals, Aquatic, beauty, cute, cutie, Cuties, Drool, fins, Fish, great white, jaws, marine life, Nature, Ocean, predator, rule, sea, sea creatures, shark, Sharks, SharkyCraft, teeth, Underwater, wildlife

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the Great White Cutie reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most adorable mob in all of Minecraft – the Great White Cutie! This majestic creature roams the land, spreading joy and cuteness wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

2. Our server has the most insane PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players riding on the backs of flying pigs, armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows, battling it out in the sky while dodging fireballs and lightning strikes. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie!

3. We have the most mind-blowing builds you’ll ever see. From towering castles made entirely out of cake to underwater cities filled with mermaids and dolphins, our players’ creativity knows no bounds. You’ll never run out of jaw-dropping sights to see on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Great White Cutie server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!

assumption, attraction, beauty standards, blocks, Choice, collide, Diversity, Example, facial structure, feminine, gender, heterosexual, homosexual, Identity, JawdroppingCraft, jawline, jaws, LGBTQ, physical features, Preference, Sexuality, Stereotypes, STRONG, strong jaw, Women

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	1343	Ores Mined:	3125
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1785	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are thicc and the adventures are wilder than a creeper on a sugar rush!

Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!

Lion vs Man Tug-of-War: Minecraft Madness

animal, battle, claws, comparison, Competition, Fight, Human, jaws, lion, madness, man, Minecraft, Nature, opposable thumbs, physical strength, power, predator, prey, strength, Survival, tug of war, tugofwar, wildlife

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Votes:	951	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where lions and humans compete in INTENSE tug-of-war matches! Join us to witness the EPIC battles between lions and humans as they struggle to prove who is the ultimate champion of strength.

Our server is filled with CRAZY challenges and obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Can you outsmart a lion in a tug-of-war without opposable thumbs? Join us and find out!

Don’t miss out on the WILD adventures and INSANE competitions waiting for you on our server. Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft jungle!

Airborne Blockheads

air contaminants, air pollution, air pollution control, air pollution effects, air quality, air quality standards, air toxins, airborne, Blockheads, breathing problems, environmental concerns, environmental impact, Fog, health effects, lung health, Pollutants, pollution control, respiratory health, respiratory issues, respiratory system, smog, smog alert

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7858	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Emeralds Found:	6261

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server features a special “fog” that will make your lungs hurt…in a good way! Imagine the thrill of exploring a world where every breath you take feels like a challenge. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who love to dance to disco music. Join them for a boogie and see if you can keep up with their killer moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast…literally! Just make sure you hold on tight and don’t let go, or you might end up in a million pieces.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your inhaler, because that fog isn’t messing around!

BoomerCraft: Where 2013 was 37 years ago and we still think creepers are scary

2013, 37 years ago, BoomerCraft, CREEPERS, looking back, Nostalgia, past memories, Reflection, Reminiscing, Scary, time awareness, time flies, time measurement, time nostalgia, time passing, time passing quickly, time perception, time perspective, time reflection, time travel, time warp, where did time go, Years

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 2013, where the world was a simpler place and Justin Bieber ruled the charts! Build your own Bieber-themed castle and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. But be careful, because the evil Time Police are on the prowl, trying to bring you back to the present day. Will you survive the ultimate throwback adventure? Join now and find out!

JapanophobiaCraft: Fearlessly Fun Minecraft Server

Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural perceptions, Diplomacy, fear, fear of change, fear of influence, fear of the other, fear of the unknown, Fearlessly, Fun, global politics, historical tensions, international relations, Japan, JapanophobiaCraft, Minecraft, misconceptions, national identity, prejudice, Server, societal fears, Stereotypes, wartime history, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	693	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	6233	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of living in fear of Japan taking over your country? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, Japan is actually a peaceful land filled with cute pandas and sushi-making villagers! Join us and experience a world where Japan is the friendliest place on earth, complete with cherry blossom trees and kawaii temples. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to the sushi gods, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear. Say goodbye to your Japanophobia and hello to a new world of fun and adventure!

EarGod’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, BELIEF, deity, Divine, Ear, EarGods, Epic, GOD, god of communication, god of hearing, god of listening, god of perception, god of sound, legend, Minecraft, Myth, Mythology, Religion, spirituality, Worship

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than the god of ear server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the god of ear roams around, blessing players with the power to hear blocks being placed from miles away. Imagine the advantage in PvP battles when you can hear your opponent sneaking up on you from a mile away!

But that’s not all – on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time! And don’t even get me started on the pet dragons you can ride into battle. Who needs a horse when you can soar through the skies on a fire-breathing beast?

So come join us on the god of ear server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the craziness). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParliamentCraft: Where even creepers fear to tread!

Attack, ATTACKED, Australia, breaking news, Chaos, CREEPERS, current events, fear, georgia, Georgian parliament, Government, Incident, International, Live, News, ParliamentCraft, Politics, Second guy, SECURITY, Speech, Tread, Unrest, violence, world events

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	558	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server ever, where even the NPCs are out for blood! Our server is so wild, even the second guy in the middle of a speech is getting attacked – first Australia, now Georgia! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive the chaos. Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe the third guy in the middle of a speech will be the next target! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Yoko Taro’s Blocky Adventures – A Minecraft Server for Fans of Yoko Taro Games!

404 GAME RE:SET, Accord’s Library, Adventures, anime adaptation, blocky, chat stamps, conquest guides, discussion, Drakengard, emulation guides, event stories, fanbook, Fans, games, high res art, japanese games, Minecraft, nier, nier automata, NieR Reincarnation, Resource Pastebin, Server, SINoALICE, Steam, TARO, Taros, translation, Voice of Cards, Yoko, yoko taro

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on the “Different Branch” Edition where we celebrate the works of the legendary Japanese game director, Yoko Taro, also known as Toko Taro, Yoko Yaro, or even Coco Taro (we like to keep it spicy).

We discuss everything from the mind-bending NieR/Drakengard/Voice of Cards games to the absolute cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE. And let’s not forget about our love for spanking – it’s a core part of our community, don’t ask questions.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive insider info like the NieR Rein Now EoS Last Story Chapter out NOW, NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 coming in 2024 (mark your calendars), and the SINoALICE Movie home release OUT NOW (grab your popcorn).

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Embrace the madness, dive into the Yokoverse Fanbook, and explore the depths of the Accord’s Library. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our coom material section (we won’t judge).

So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our mod team, they can be a bit strict). See you on the “Different Branch” Edition – it’s a world like no other.

Lesbian BFFs & Manifesting Madness Minecraft Server

acceptance, BFF, BFF’s, Communication, Connection, emotional, empowerment, FORCING, friendship, growth, healing, Lesbian, LGBTQ, madness, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, save me, Self Discovery, Server, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll meet quirky characters, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find that special someone to share your blocky world with. Who knows, you might just stumble upon your soulmate while building a giant statue of a llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And who knows, maybe your lesbian BFF is just a /tp away!

NarutoCraft: Ninja Villages, Creeper Jutsu, and Ramen Shops Galore!

#naruto Fans, Anime, creeper, Galore, Jutsu, Manga, minato, Minato Namikaze, Minato oneshot review, Naruto, naruto anime, Naruto Characters, Naruto community, Naruto discussion, Naruto fandom, naruto manga, Naruto plot, Naruto series, Naruto spinoff, Naruto storyline, Naruto universe, NarutoCraft, ninja, OneShot, ramen, Shops, Villages

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2712	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Oh my Notch, have you heard about the Minato oneshot on our Minecraft server?! It’s like a legendary tale passed down from player to player. Legend has it that anyone who joins our server will be blessed with the ability to one-shot any mob or player with just a flick of their wrist. It’s like having the power of a thousand creepers at your fingertips!

But that’s not all, joining our server also grants you access to the secret underground diamond mine where you can mine diamonds faster than a speeding Enderman. And let’s not forget about the enchanted loot drops that rain from the sky like a shower of golden apples.

So come join us on this epic adventure and experience the Minato oneshot for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the most feared player in all of Minecraft history!

Crafty Morning Madness

Blessings, Crafty, encouragement, ENERGY, everyone, fresh start, good luck, good morning, greetings, Happiness, happy Monday, inspiration, madness, morning, motivation, new week, optimism, positive vibes, positivity, productivity, starting out well, success, well-wishes

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Magic Items Found:	6503
Potions Brewed:	41	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Star Shards Collected:	128

Good Morning gamers! Are you tired of boring Mondays in the real world? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where every day is a party! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding chickens (don’t worry, they’re just fireworks in disguise). Start your week off right by diving into a world where the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make this week the best one yet!

SweetLootCraft: Candy from my Chinese Coworker

appreciation, candy, Chinese, coworker, culture, friendship, Generosity, Gesture, gift, Gratitude, Kindness, multicultural, sharing, Surprise, SweetLootCraft, sweets, thank you, thoughtful, Treats, unexpected, Workplace

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server because our Chinese coworker gave us candy and we’re sharing the sweetness with all our players! Who knows, maybe the candy will give you super Minecraft powers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the candy can’t resist being a part of the fun. So come join us and let’s see what crazy adventures we can have together!