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CraftyFactsMC

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3302	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling zombie unicorns! Yes, you heard that right – our server is home to the rare and majestic zombie unicorns that roam the land. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience, join us now and see for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

MineBlownMovieMinds

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind harder than that movie where a bunch of talking animals save the world from an evil cheeseburger! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a llama wearing a top hat. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience a movie-worthy adventure every time you log on? Grab your popcorn and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dimension Hops:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runes Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	613748	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

CraftyMinecraftMoments

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	2994	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Items Found:	7861	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

BlockShock: Overheard in Minecraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are running the show? That’s right, they’ve formed their own government and are demanding all players to join their bacon-loving society. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill rulers as long as you bring them offerings of carrots and potatoes.

Oh, and did I mention that the creepers on this server have learned how to breakdance? Yeah, they’ll drop sick beats while they explode, it’s a real blast (literally)!

But the craziest part of all is the rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on this server. He’s actually a pretty cool guy once you get to know him, just don’t mention his glowing eyes or he might get a little touchy.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server for a truly unforgettable time. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!

CraftyScienceFun

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

CoincidenceCraft SMP: OMG So Random!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and landed in a hidden underground kingdom filled with diamond-clad pigs riding on top of creepers? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous coincidences in the blocky world, like stumbling upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1427	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	431370
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Votes:	623	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6291
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mines Excavated:	1731	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Zombie Dances:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
New Chunks Explored:	828021	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

ExGoneCrazy Minecraft SMP

Anger management problems, BETRAYAL, boundary violations, codependency, communication breakdown, control issues, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, ExGoneCrazy, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health issues, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, power struggles, relationship problems, smp, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved trauma

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of dealing with your “crazy ex” in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP and turn your “crazy ex” into your “crazy ex-crafter”!

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