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UnbelievableTales Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	65
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Towns Built:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the craziest things happen! We’ve had players ride pigs into battle, build entire cities out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to guard their base.

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of evil chickens. They had to battle their way through an army of feathered foes to claim the loot, but it was totally worth it in the end.

Another player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake after a mishap with a magical mod. They had to fend off hungry mobs for days, but at least they never went hungry themselves!

So if you want to experience wild adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious mishaps, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy stories you’ll have to tell?

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	New Chunks Explored:	976929
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	364193

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	11

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1068	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	9257	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mines Excavated:	3714	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	1561	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crops Grown:	6078	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!