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MindBlownFacts – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

OMG guys, you won’t believe this, but on this Minecraft SMP, the most mind-blowing fact is that if you join, you’ll instantly become a unicorn with rainbow powers! Like, how crazy is that?! And not only that, but the server is actually run by a group of talking dolphins who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their underwater army of pufferfish. But don’t worry, because as a member of the SMP, you’ll have the power to stop them with your superhuman strength and ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes. So come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life! 🦄🌈🐬🐡 #dolphinarmy #unicornpower

Mystic Visionaries 1.21

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4559	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a rollercoaster of wackiness and insanity!

We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

You’ll be questioning reality when you see the giant mushrooms wearing top hats and monocles, sipping tea and discussing the meaning of life.

And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing sunglasses and riding on the backs of turtles.

It’s a wild ride of chaos and confusion, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

NSFW Moment Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, one time, we were all building our houses and suddenly a giant creeper appeared out of nowhere and started twerking in front of us! It was so NSFW, I couldn’t even handle it! And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie chickens came running through, clucking like crazy. It was like a rave party gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the insane shenanigans that happen on this server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT explosions)!

BlowMyMindMC SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Towns Built:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

OMG guys, you won’t believe this, but like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds that shoot rainbows! And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken who can do the moonwalk like Michael Jackson! Plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that explodes in a beautiful display of colors every time you ride it. And did I mention that our server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand? It’s like living in a fantasy world, but it’s real, I swear! Join us now for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyTimeTravel

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually travel back in time and witness historical events firsthand! Watch as dinosaurs roam the earth, see the pyramids being built in real time, and even witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence (spoiler alert: it was actually signed with rainbow-colored ink)! Join us for a wacky and wild journey through history like you’ve never experienced before!

BlockyMysteries – NoProofNeeded

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	139
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5901	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Have you ever seen a herd of pink sheep dancing the Macarena on a rainbow bridge in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for the wildest adventures and most outrageous sights you’ll ever witness in the blocky world. Who needs proof when you have the memories of riding a flying pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits you on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockbusterMindBlown

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5475	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7586	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Remember that feeling of pure awe and wonder when you watched that one movie that just completely blew your mind? Well, imagine experiencing that same feeling every time you log onto our Minecraft server! Our server is like the blockbuster movie of the gaming world, except instead of popcorn, you’ll be munching on virtual diamonds and creeper tears.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Notch himself wept tears of joy upon seeing it. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before. Who needs Hollywood when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

CraftyFactsMC

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Mines Excavated:	2750
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling zombie unicorns! Yes, you heard that right – our server is home to the rare and majestic zombie unicorns that roam the land. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience, join us now and see for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

MineBlownMovieMinds

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Animals Bred:	101	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mines Excavated:	3147
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind harder than that movie where a bunch of talking animals save the world from an evil cheeseburger! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a llama wearing a top hat. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience a movie-worthy adventure every time you log on? Grab your popcorn and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8074
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1279
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Towns Built:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Potions Brewed:	153
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

51.222.147.236:25592

HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Start Date	October 2018
Server IP	play.hearthcraft.net
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.

Features

No server resets
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds that reset monthly
Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
Zero tolerance for hate speech
Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
Leaderboards with various categories
Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
Uses Purpur for server optimization
Block logging and inventory rollback
Difficulty set to Hard

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.

Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?

A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

PushyButtonCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4899	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!

Snopes-Approved KinoCraft: Where Facts and Fun Collide!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8112	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!

Zombie Barbie’s Revenge

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	517	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are more fashionable than the players and the cows have a secret underground disco party every night.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.

Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.

But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!

Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	5868	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	79	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

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