JavelinCraft: Ukraine Edition

arms deal, contract, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JavelinCraft, Javelins, Military, military aid, military equipment, military procurement, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine, US army, weapons

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

lol imagine if ukraine got 4,000 javelins in minecraft instead of real life 😂 join our server and u can be the one to wield those bad boys! we got a $1.3 billion contract with the US army to make it happen 🤑 ukraine gonna be the most OP player on the server, no cap 🚫💰 come join the chaos and see what happens when ukraine gets a hold of some serious firepower in minecraft 😜 #minecraftgoals #javelinparty

BabyBlockerCraft

aita, baby, Baby Care, baby holding, BabyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, cousins, family, family dynamics, hand sanitizer, helicopter parent, hygiene, mother-in-law, parenting, personal space, Respect, Support, unreasonable

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Star Shards Collected:	63
Runes Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of your family treating your baby like a hot potato? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no pass the baby” policy! Our virtual world is a safe space for you to protect your little one from unwanted hands and germs. Plus, we have hand sanitizer dispensers scattered throughout the server for extra protection. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a baby-friendly environment where you can game in peace. Join now and let your inner helicopter parent soar!

Mid20sMinecraftSMPGrind

comparison, Mid20sMinecraftSMPGrind, overcoming self-doubt, personal growth, self actualization, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, success mindset

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchantments Applied:	140	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will totally make you forget about all your mid 20s-30s problems. Like, seriously, this server is lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro. And the admins are like, super chill and will give you enchanted golden apples just for saying hi in the chat.

But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.

So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!

SassyCraft

acerbic response, biting sarcasm, caustic remark, clever retort, cutting comeback, deadpan reply, dry humor, facetious answer, flippant comment, insincere retort, ironic quip, ironic remark, sarcasm, sarcastic reply, sassy comeback, SassyCraft, smart aleck comment, snarky response, snide retort, tongue-in-cheek response, witty comeback

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8788
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Farms Harvested:	565
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ores Mined:	9724
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

RyazanCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Damage, DiSRuPtiON, drone strikes, ENERGY, Fuel, Incident, Industry, Infrastructure, investigation, Minecraft, Oil Refinery, OPERATIONs, production, refinery, russia, Ryazan, RyazanCraft, SECURITY, Server, Shutdown, sources, Technology

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Emeralds Found:	6144	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE BLOW UP OIL REFINERIES WITH DRONES FOR FUN! WATCH AS THE RUSSIAN OIL INDUSTRY CRUMBLES BEFORE YOUR EYES, ALL IN THE NAME OF MINECRAFT MAYHEM. BUILD YOUR OWN DRONE ARMY AND TAKE DOWN THE COMPETITION IN EPIC BATTLES. WHO NEEDS OIL WHEN YOU HAVE DIAMONDS? JOIN NOW FOR EXPLOSIVE FUN!

CraftyUkrainians

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainians, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Fake, government response, international relations, leaked blueprint, military strategy, Misinformation, peace negotiations, peace talks, political controversy, political tensions, Propaganda, security measures, territorial disputes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crops Grown:	5257	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE DISMISSING FAKE NEWS, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXEL LAND WHERE YOU CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND BATTLE MONSTERS WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WHO NEEDS PEACE TREATIES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ENDLESS FUN IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD? COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LET’S GET BUILDING AND BLOWING STUFF UP TOGETHER!

Marathon Mania: Cooldown Crew

ancient greece, Athletics, COOLDOWN, CREW, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Greek messenger, health, History, legend, long distance running, Mania, Marathon, marathons, Myth, Pheidippides, physical activity, proper, Running, sports, Techniques, Training

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Emeralds Found:	833	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

join our epic minecraft server and run like pheidippides on steroids! we have the most intense exercise cooldown techniques that will make you feel like you just ran a marathon without even moving! our virtual world is so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the sweaty socks of the players next to you.

we have crazy challenges like building a house out of giant marshmallows or fighting off hoards of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a feather duster. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled.

BlockSpire

auraskills, BetterRTP, BlockSpire, chunky, Clearlag, Clickaccept, Coreprotect, CrazyCrates, CrazyEnchantments, DamageIndicator, Deathchest, Essentials, Fadah, Fawe, Geyser, GSit, Multiverse-Core, OreAnnouncer, Power ranks, smp, Towny, Viaversion

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	173.0.153.131:20118
Server Info	I figured I’d make a Minecraft server after a 10 year break! Goal is to have 200+ players within 2 years.
Server Hosting	Currently hosted on Shockbyte hosting with 4GB RAM, looking to scale with player growth.
Contact	Discord: xxxbryantxxx123

Server Rules

No griefing server builds.
No hacked clients or exploits.
Respectful behavior is required.
No offensive/inappropriate content.
No asking for staff/op.
No 1×1 towers.

Plugin List

Essentials
Towny
AuraSkills
ViaVersion

Need Staff

Co-Owner
Developer
Admin x3
Moderator x5
Chat Mod x10

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Connect using the server IP: 173.0.153.131:20118
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, please follow the server rules listed above.

Whispering Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, black guy, body image, classmate, comfort, concerns, Diversity, Empathy, friendship, hanging balls, Haven, Insecurities, normal, not gay, sensitivity, shrimp dick, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Visually, whispering, white male

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most unique and hilarious gaming experience ever!

We have more diversity than the only black guy in your class with a shrimp dick and deep hanging balls – and we’re not afraid to show it off!

Plus, if you’ve ever had concerns about a black man’s peni, don’t worry, it’s totally normal here!

Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and regret nothing!

AutisticSisNotIncluded Minecraft Server

aita, autistic, AutisticSisNotIncluded, Behaviors, bridal party, Bridesmaid, controversy, exclusion, extended family, family dynamics, health concerns, high functioning autism, Manipulation, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, strained relationship, stress, Tension, Wedding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Crops Grown:	8348
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in choosing your bridal/groom party like you choose your Minecraft skins – with care and consideration!

Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!

And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!

CraftyManager8AM

aita, apartment living, apartment maintenance, apartment management, apartment manager, apartment policies, apartment rules, Communication, communication etiquette, contacting management, CraftyManager8AM, early morning, emergency contact, emergency response, Frustration, key retrieval, Keys, non-emergency contact, on-site manager, waking up early

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Votes:	1395	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up the apartment manager at 8am is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of accidentally leaving your keys in your unit and calling the on-site manager three times in 30 minutes.

Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?

So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!

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