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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7593 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 199 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!