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JavaJerkNoPay

Argument, coffee, Communication, disagreement, Etiquette, family, family dynamics, family road trip, hot coffee, iced coffee, JavaJerkNoPay, misunderstanding, morning person, parental advice, payment, refusing to pay, sibling rivalry, SIL, social norms, Starbucks, Venmo

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3472
Mines Excavated:	1746	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family road trips? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll never know what to expect – just like when your SIL brought you TWO iced coffees instead of the hot one you asked for. Will you have to Venmo her for the coffee? Who knows!

With a community as unpredictable as your family dynamics, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and experience the drama, the laughs, and the pure insanity that awaits you. Just remember, always expect the unexpected – just like when your SIL shows up with the wrong coffee order!

QuantumCraft: Insane Adventures

Adventures, behavior patterns, belief systems, CHANGE, cognitive dissonance, different results, Expectations, habits, INSANE, Insanity, irrationality, mental health, mindset, outcomes, patterns, perspective, quantum physics, quantum world, QuantumCraft, Reality, repeating actions, Repetition, same thing twice

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9676	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ProstatePvP: Serum Shenanigans

ProstatePvP, Serum, Shenanigans

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U JUST FOUND IT! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING!

JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE DIFFERENTIALLY EXPRESSED PROTEINS IN THE SERUM OF ELDERLY PATIENTS WHO EXPERIENCED PERIOPERATIVE NEUROCOGNITIVE DISORDERS FOLLOWING TRANSURETHRAL RESECTION OF THE PROSTATE! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ALL THE WACKY STUFF HERE!

OUR PLAYERS SAY THAT ONCE THEY JOINED, THEIR BRAINS GREW THREE SIZES BIGGER AND THEY STARTED SPEAKING IN RHYMES! TRUE STORY, BRO!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Mine-pvp

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, survival events lifestrils anty chat happye multiplayer factions economy creative minigames roleplay skyblock parkour modded hardcore vanilla adventure community factions quest, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Wellcom ( nine-pvp ) server . this server has publick survival . lifestrils , and anty chat server . free to all events . play and happye 🙂

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Tempest SMP: The Server where even the creepers are scared to grief! 1.21 and Whitelisted 😀

Border Missions, Bridges, building, community participation, Connected Chains, CREEPERS, generation, Grief, Infrastructure, Just Hammers, Macaw collection, Minecraft, Modded, Nether Hub, Resource Gathering, road networks, Scared, Server, smp, tectonic mod, Tempest, traveler’s backpack, TUNNELS, Whitelist, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Tempest SMP Overview

Description
Tempest SMP is a brand new modded 1.21 SMP that aims to create a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects. Featuring an impressive world, Tempest SMP will be connected via road networks, bridges, tunnels, and other types of infrastructure.

Tempest SMP FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Tempest SMP?	Tempest SMP is a modded Minecraft server focused on creating a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects.
What mods are included in the official modpack?	The official modpack includes decoration mods such as the Macaw collection and Connected Chains, along with QOL mods such as Traveler’s Backpack and Just Hammers.
How can the world border be expanded?	The world border can be expanded through the completion of “Border Missions,” which involve Resource Gathering missions or Infrastructure Missions.
How can I join Tempest SMP?	If you are 18+ and interested, please join our Discord server and complete the application process.

CraftyCreeperMC Server

01.08.2024, anticipation, BELIEF, Blessings, countdown, CraftyCreeperMC, determination, FAITH, future event, god bless you all, Hope, Make It, mark your calendar, optimism, perseverance, positivity, Preparation, resilience, see you on the other side, Server, strength, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	195	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of wandering pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But as soon as they started mining, they triggered a trap that unleashed a horde of zombie chickens! It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious.

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments. Players come from all corners of the Minecraft world to compete for glory and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Just kidding… or am I?

So mark your calendar, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. May the blocks be ever in your favor, and may the odds of surviving our server be ever in your favor. I’ll see you on the other side, if I make it out alive!

MineCrafty Crypto Craze Server

Artificial Intelligence, CRAZE, Crypto, cryptocurrency, cutting-edge technology, disruptive technologies, early adopters, early investment, early stage investments, emerging technologies, ev, financial opportunities, forward-thinking strategies, future investments, futuristic investments, high potential markets, innovative industries, market trends, minecrafty, next big thing, Server, tech startups, Tech Trends, technological advancements

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of always being late to the party? Well, fear not because we have the next big thing for you to get in early on – our Minecraft server! Forget about crypto, EVs, and AI, because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of super spies. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve for once in your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

MommaSaidNoLOL

body autonomy, body positivity, Boundaries, bra-wearer, college bound, Commando, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, MommaSaidNoLOL, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child conflict, peer pressure, personal choice, personal space, privacy, Self-expression, teenage rebellion, underwear

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Emeralds Found:	6383	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of being told what to wear by your mom? Do you want the freedom to go braless and commando without judgment? Then join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want, even if it means saying no to your mom’s demands to see your underwear! We support your right to make your own choices, even if it means starting a whole argument over it. Plus, we have a special “Principle of the Matter” mini-game where you can stand up for your beliefs and show off your independence. Join now and let your rebellious spirit shine in a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your mom says!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, CraftyAdvice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	503	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers to be your personal guide. But beware, this chicken has a mischievous side and will lead you on all sorts of ridiculous quests, like finding a diamond-encrusted potato or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of pixelated pirates who sail the virtual seas in search of treasure. Join their crew and plunder other players’ bases for loot, but watch out for the dreaded Squidward Squid, a giant squid who guards the underwater caves with his army of jellyfish minions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and flying pigs. Trust us, your 18-year-old self will thank you for it!

CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

call off, coworker, CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild, funny coworkers, funny excuse, funny excuses, funny reasons, funny story, funny work stories, humor, office, office humor, ridiculous excuse, ridiculous excuses, work, work excuses, work humor, Work stories

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

CraftyCommies vs. PutinPals

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, France, germany, international relations, Military, nato, Poland, Political, Preparation, PutinPals, russia, SECURITY, standoff, strategy, Tension, Weimar Triangle

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1884	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Votes:	5156	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret alliance with the Weimar Triangle and we r preparing for a standoff with Russia! like u can build ur own bunker and stock up on food and weapons for the epic battle that’s gonna go down. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve collected. join now before it’s too late and help us take down those pesky Russians!