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Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

ancient civilizations, Architecture, blocks, Chinese, Chinese inventions, creations, cultural contributions, cultural exchange, cultural heritage, cultural misconceptions, cultural pride, deny, Diversity, Epic, global impact, Great, historical achievements, innovation, Minecraft, mosque, Multiculturalism, religious tolerance, societal progress, Stereotypes, synagogue, Technology, Wall, world history

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	5682
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

10 inch BBC, BBCs, blocky, cherry picking, cucks, discord server, Fags, horny, matter, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Monsters, Reality, Server, sharing, SIZE

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, Anime Community, chizuru, comedy, Entertainment, fan reaction, humor, internet culture, japanese, madman, Madmans, Manga, Minecraft, Outrageous, Party, potty, potty scene, reaction, Reiji, Server, thread theme, toilet humor, unexpected, viral video

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

Bad Luck, blocks, conning dimwits, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, ends, Failure, financial loss, fraud, handing him money, Incompetence, ineptitude, LOSING, losing streak, Scamming.., Streak, sucks at everything, swindling, Trickery, Unlucky, unlucky streak, Unskilled

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Animals Bred:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

#youtube, Bigotry, Corner, CREEPERS, Cunt, cyberbullying, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorant, inappropriate, insensitive, intelligence, offensive, online harassment, prejudice, question.., retardation, social media, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, villagers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Villages Defended:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

imagination, Limits, PussyLickCraft, ribs

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	189	Enchantments Applied:	117
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2448	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Wizard’s Wacky World

Greg Mitchell, Kike, Potter’s House Church, potters house, redpill, Wacky, wizards, world

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

abominations, acceptance, beauty standards, body positivity, Chad, Chads, Confidence, creeper, desire, discrimination, empowerment, fat, give up, Inclusivity, Kingdom, Misogyny, Pushups, self love, society, Stereotypes, SURVIVE, Ugly, wheelchair bound, Women

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!