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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7181 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
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