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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9243 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!