Jaungashorts Minecraft Servers

Jaungashorts Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

    CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 1634
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Towns Built: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 236
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

    NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 1217
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

    Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1026
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 320
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

    Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

    EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7051
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Enchantments Applied: 197
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

    Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 9766
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ores Mined: 4024
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

    So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

    Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Boomer Gladness

    Boomer Gladness
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 5431
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Votes: 9492
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

    On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

    Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 3993
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 7007
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

    3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

    4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Big Block Booty Bash

    Big Block Booty Bash
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 9666
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

    So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 2107
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Star Shards Collected: 269
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/custody-time/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Why Join Us?

    • Insane Builds: Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!
    • Wild Events: Every Friday night, we have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where players have to survive waves of zombies while riding pigs!
    • Unique Mods: We have mods that turn all the animals into dancing llamas and give players the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their hands!
    • Hilarious Community: Our players are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other, making every day on the server a laugh riot!
    • Secret Treasure Hunts: We hide special treasure chests filled with rare items around the map, but they can only be found by solving riddles and puzzles!

    Join Us Now and Dive into the Madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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