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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1442 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our rules are simple: if you love RWBY, hate RWBY, or just want to pretend it doesn’t exist, you’re welcome here. But whatever you do, don’t you dare try to convince us that it’s actually good – we won’t stand for that nonsense!
Make sure to read the Pastebin before diving in, because things can get wild around here. And speaking of wild, we’ve got events happening that will blow your mind. Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and Patch will rise again – whatever that means.
But the real fun comes from the community. We’ve got arguments about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and ship fighting that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the porn – just enjoy it or ignore it, we don’t judge.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on this server where chaos reigns and the only rule is to expect the unexpected. See you in the game, if you dare!
