JASSM Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MissileMadnessMC

Air Force, Conflict, considers, Defense, F-16s, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, JASSM, Kursk, long range missiles, Military, MissileMadnessMC, russia, SECURITY, Sending, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, US, weapons

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? well, look no further cuz this server is like a unicorn farting rainbows in ur face.

we got long-range missiles, like wtf? u can blow up ur enemies from across the map and be like “boom, u just got wrecked by my epicness”. and we even got Ukrainian F-16s flying around, ready to drop bombs on anyone who messes with us.

the Kursk Incursion is no match for us, we will defend our land with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

RetroMine Minecraft server

1.2.5, Minecraft, RetroMine, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8942
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Items Found:	4162
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Minecraft Server 1.2.5

65.21.9.198:25599

Procrastination SMP: For Players Who Keep Saying ‘I’ll Mine Tomorrow!’

Active, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Griefers, hackers, Ill, invite, Join, Mature, multiplayer, Play, Players, procrastination, Projects, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Tomorrow

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Community Focus	Building projects and multiplayer gameplay
Server Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the main focus of the Minecraft server?

A: The main focus is on building projects and creating a friendly multiplayer community.

Q: Are there any specific rules that players must follow?

A: Yes, the server does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Players are expected to be respectful to others.

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: All members must join the discord server provided in the link above to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is there a specific theme or style of building on the server?

A: There are no specific themes or styles enforced, players are encouraged to be creative and build what they enjoy.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

childhood gaming, childhood memories, classic video games, early gaming experiences, early memories, favorite video games, first gaming experience, first videogame, Gaming, gaming beginnings, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pixelcraft, retro gaming, Server, video game, Video Game History, video game memories, videogame

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	240	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Remember that time you were just a wee little noob, trying to figure out how to jump in your first video game? Well, get ready to relive those glorious days on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as obsessed with building pixelated castles as you are.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our server, ready to challenge any player brave enough to take him on. Will you be the one to defeat the legendary ghostly griefer?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the adventures begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

PunishCraft Minecraft Server

Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal punishment, criminal rehabilitation, cultural impact, generational differences, justice system, law enforcement, Media consumption, Media influence, Media portrayal, Minecraft, PunishCraft, punishing criminals, punishment, Server, social norms, societal decay, societal decline, societal issues, societal values

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring servers where punishing criminals is seen as a good thing? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a group of rebellious boomers who believe in letting criminals roam free and cause chaos in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane antics and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even become a criminal mastermind yourself! So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BroSisCraft, brother, Communication, date plans, disability, Doctor, family, hip injury, insensitivity, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Overtime, reconciliation, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, Retail, Server, sibling, tardiness, Wife, work

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of working in the same retail store as your brother, who always has a tardiness issue and a mysterious hip injury from a nasty fall. Will you be the responsible older brother, constantly picking up the slack and putting off date nights with your angry wife? Or will you be the rebellious younger brother, constantly trying to go home early and avoid closing shifts?

Witness the epic battle between brothers as they argue over who gets to go home early, with accusations of insensitivity and childish behavior flying left and right. Will you be the one to smooth things over with a surprise date night, or will you be labeled as the insensitive asshole by friends and coworkers?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of sibling drama, retail shenanigans, and workplace conflicts like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this outrageous tale of brotherly love and workplace woes!

CupcakeWarsMC

best cupcake, children, Communication, cookie monster, cupcakes, CupcakeWarsMC, dessert, Etiquette, family dinner, family gatherings, husband, in-laws, Manners, parenting, Parenting styles, sharing, Social Skills, Son, teaching, teaching moments, Wife

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring family dinners where you can’t even teach your son valuable life lessons like always going for the best cupcake? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we encourage taking the best of everything, whether it’s diamonds, resources, or even cupcakes with Cookie Monster faces on them!

We believe in teaching valuable life skills like greed, selfishness, and always striving for the best, just like this dad did with his son. Don’t settle for mediocre cupcakes or gameplay – come join us for an outrageous adventure where the best is always within reach!

So why wait? Join our server now and show everyone that you’re not afraid to take the best cupcake, or diamond, or whatever else you desire! It’s a cutthroat world out there, so why not start practicing now in the safety of Minecraft?

CashCows Minecraft Server

brand names, CashCows, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, impulse purchases, Keeping up with the Joneses, Luxury items, material possessions, Minecraft, nonessential items, overpriced products, retail therapy, Server, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, unnecessary upgrades, Waste of Money

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1210	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy enchanted sword, only to have it stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that will protect all your precious loot from those green menaces! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your shiny diamonds. So why waste your money on anything else when you can join our server and have the most epic adventures in Minecraft history? Join now and become the richest player in the land!

CraftyAddictz

addiction, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddictz, cravings, dependency, habits, healthy alternatives, intervention, mental health, Obsession, Recovery, relapse, self-control, substance abuse, support groups, Therapy, treatment options, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crops Grown:	3008	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Zombie Dances:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamonds? Or maybe you can’t resist the urge to create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your crazy building cravings!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. Our community is full of wacky characters who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s a build battle to see who can construct the tallest tower made of cake or a scavenger hunt to find the rarest block in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like a synchronized swimming competition in a pool of slime or a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

KrautCraft: Redstone Rendezvous

arms race, Court, crime, Defense, electronics, Espionage, German, illegal, international relations, Justice, KrautCraft, military use, Procurement, punishment, Redstone, rendezvous, russia, sanctions, SELLING, sentenced, Technology, Trade, VIOLATION

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join right now or else you’ll miss out on all the fun! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, our admin once battled a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we’re talking diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that can one-shot a creeper from a mile away.

oh, and did i mention that our community is so tight-knit that we once held a massive dance party in the nether? yeah, you heard me right. we were busting moves with zombie pigmen and ghasts all night long.

so, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FatCatWeightLossCraft

animal models, Animals, calorie restriction, dietary effects, fat cats, FatCatWeightLossCraft, fecal samples, food-related changes, gut microbiome, health, human obesity, microbiota, obesity research., Pet cats, research, scientific study, Similarities, study, studying, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Yo, dis server be like havin’ a bunch of fat cats tryna lose weight by eatin’ less food. And guess what? Da poop samples from dem cats showed dat their gut bacteria be changin’ just like humans when dey go on a diet! So if you wanna join dis server, you can be like one of dem fat cats tryna get healthy and see if your gut bacteria be like, “Yo, we need to change too!” It’s like a science experiment but in Minecraft, so come join and be a part of dis crazy journey to a healthier gut microbiome!