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Neuro’s Minecraft Server – The Swarm

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ores Mined:	7917	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	144067
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who will entertain you with unhinged rants and crazy antics! She’s not your average bot, she’s a VTuber who sings, plays games, and collaborates with other VTubers. Join our server today and become a part of the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a jam-packed schedule of events, links to Neuro-sama’s social media accounts, educational resources on AI, and even merch to show your support for our AI queen. And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our VODs and archives for a taste of the chaos that awaits you.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Neuro-sama! Who needs diamonds when you have an AI overlord ruling your Minecraft world?

Original: ShouldIStayOrShouldIGo Modern Minecraft SMP Name: Should I Stay Minecraft SMP or Should I Go Minecraft SMP

Choices, comfort zone, Commitment, contemplation, Decision making, Dilemma, familiarity, final decision, hesitation, indecisiveness, loyalty, Minecraft, original, Routine, second guessing, self-doubt, ShouldIStayOrShouldIGoModern, smp, status quo, stay, stay or go, staying put, sticking with it, uncertainty

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchantments Applied:	76	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	4456	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with talking trees and flying creepers. They quickly realized that this was no ordinary Minecraft world – this was a world where anything is possible.

Join us on our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Or how about building a house out of giant marshmallows while fending off attacks from a horde of zombie villagers? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DuskyLifesteal

Adventure, alliances, Combat, Community, Crates, Factions, factions base, factions pvp, factions pvp server, factions raid, factions raid server, factions server, factions survival, INTENSE, LifeSteal, multiplayer, Player vs Player, PvP, Rewards, stronghold, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to DuskyLifesteal SMP!

Survival with a Twist: In this server, every fight matters! Gain hearts by defeating other players and lose them if you die.

PvP Madness: Engage in intense player vs player combat. Team up or go solo and become the strongest!

Crates and Playtime rewards: Get rewarded for playing on the server and buy or earn crates to give yourself a boost in surviving!

Friendly Community: Meet new friends, form alliances, and enjoy a fun and active community!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

50.20.207.207

CraftingLegends

1.21 version, CraftingLegends, Discord, Minecraft, PlatiPorez, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4883

CraftingLegends Minecraft Survival Server Discord= https://discord.gg/WYXjWuwk 1.21 Version #PlatiPorez

88.211.215.106

Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9358
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crops Grown:	6637
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft? Are you ready to take your gaming experience to the next level? Then look no further than our server, where we have taken Minecraft to the extreme with our Sparking Zero mod pack!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every now and then, just to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to a TNT block)! Sparking Zero with mods is the only way to play Minecraft – trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret)!

STOP WATCHING SUBVERSIVE CARTOONS Minecraft SMP

cartoons, dommy mommy, gals, GOTH, goth dommy mommy, Grooming, Men, Minecraft, Mommy, smp, STOP, stop watching, subversive, subversive cartoons, Watching, young, Young men

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of being brainwashed by subversive cartoons? Do you want to break free from the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals who are secretly controlling your every move? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no subliminal messages or mind control tactics!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals and their cartoon minions. We offer a community of like-minded individuals who just want to build, mine, and craft without worrying about being brainwashed.

Join us and embark on epic adventures, slay dragons, and build the most epic base you can imagine. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can uncover the truth behind the GOTH DOMMY MOMMY conspiracy. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and break free from the chains of cartoon brainwashing!

CreationCraft

Adventure, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3793	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to CreationCraft!

We’re excited to welcome new players to our thriving community! Since our launch on November 11, 2024, CreationCraft has provided a seamless experience that beautifully blends simplicity with functionality. Our mission is simple: to deliver a premier Minecraft server featuring the latest innovations while prioritizing sustainability.

Tune in to our 24/7 live stream on YouTube and dive into a variety of videos that highlight our vibrant community. Here, you’ll find a server you can genuinely call home.

We can’t wait to embark on unforgettable adventures together!

play.creationcraft.online

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Star Shards Collected:	252
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRS.SKYBARS.ME

”’> Kills Tony <''' Minecraft Server

comedy, comedy club, comedy podcast, Comedy Show, kill tony podcast, kills, Kills Tony, live performance, long tail tags, Minecraft, Podcast, roast battle, Server, stand up, Tony, Tony Hinchcliffe

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6545
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Buildings Constructed:	14	Zombie Dances:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of Tony always stealing your diamonds and bragging about it? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally get your revenge and kill Tony over and over again! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a chance to show Tony who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that Tony respawns as a chicken every time you defeat him, so you can have the satisfaction of turning him into a tasty chicken dinner. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the Tony-slaying begin!

/BlockyBros – Minecraft SMP

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, arknights, Babel, BlockyBros, cement, Corroserum, hoederer, ines, Minecraft, paprika, Pinecone, Qiubai, Skadi, smp, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, Whisperain

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	102

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us on this server where every day is someone’s birthday, and we celebrate by building giant cake statues in their honor. Plus, we have special events like the “Guard Thorns vs. Guard Irene Dance-off” and the “Medic Whisperain’s Healing Spa Day.”

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a quest to find the legendary 6* Guard Odda in the mystical land of Babel, where you’ll have to battle fierce creatures like the Cement Golems and the Pinecone Pixies.

And don’t even get us started on the epic storyline of EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, where you’ll team up with the new Amiya Alt to defeat the evil Supporter Civilight Eterna and save the world from certain doom.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).