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CraftySecrets

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	662	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	255
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Join our Minecraft server and uncover secrets that will make snooping in your friend’s house seem like child’s play! Explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, uncover ancient civilizations, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs to snoop in real life when you can uncover the juiciest secrets in our virtual world? Join now and start your adventure of a lifetime!

HaitianJustice Minecraft Server

activism, call for action, colleagues, crime, dangerous profession, freedom of speech, Gangs, Haiti, HaitianJustice, investigation, Journalism, Journalists, Justice, Media, Minecraft, mourning, mourning procession, murder, Press, protest, Server, solidarity, violence

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	690762	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	120

come join our epic minecraft server where u can bury ur enemies like journalists in haiti demand justice for their fallen comrades. u can build ur own gang and take over the server with ur epic pvp skills. we have crazy events like gang wars and treasure hunts where u can show off ur mad skills. join now and be a part of the most chaotic and fun minecraft server ever created. let’s bury the competition and rise to the top together!

ResistCraft: GazaGamerz

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, GazaGamerz, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, palestine, Peace, Politics, resistance, ResistCraft, SECURITY, Terrorism, Truce, violence

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, just like Hezbollah chief sayin’ Israel-Hamas truce proves ‘persistence of resistance’ like we got that same vibe, ya know? join us and be part of the epic resistance against boring servers! we got crazy builds, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). plus, our community is lit af, we’re like a big ol’ family that loves to have a good time. so come on, join us and show your persistence of resistance in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

V For Vanilla

Cheating, Community, finland, Griefing, International, PvP, Survival, Tnt, Vanilla, vanilla smp, world border

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2431	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

V For Vanilla Server Overview

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat	Isn’t strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?

A: No, cheating is not allowed on the server. It will result in a temporary ban for 3 months, and a permanent ban on the second offense.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, griefing and killing other players is allowed on the server. However, please be respectful and follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any map resets?

A: No, there are no map resets on the server. The world border is set at 30M to provide a consistent gameplay experience.

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 999, big, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, lig, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realm, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, 会長, 総長

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server! We got all the VShojo and vtubers up in here, like Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen!

Join us for some epic gaming sessions with these virtual babes and bros. We got channels for Kson, Henya, Mouse, and even former members.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us and let’s get weird together in the blocky world of Minecraft! #VShojoMinecraftMadness

CraftyMoms Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, Baby Care, body autonomy, breastfeeding challenges, breastfeeding in public, CraftyMoms, family dynamics, family visit, feeding time, infant care, maternal instincts, Minecraft, modesty, Motherhood, new mom struggles, new mother, nursing cover, parenting, personal boundaries, postpartum, privacy, self-care, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental parents while trying to breastfeed your baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can breastfeed in peace without any interference from family members who think they’ve seen you naked before (yikes!).

We offer a safe and supportive environment for all new parents, where you can feed your baby without any awkward stares or comments. Plus, our virtual babies never show signs of hunger or latch issues, so you can relax and enjoy your gaming experience without any interruptions.

Don’t let your parents dictate how you feed your baby – join our server and breastfeed with confidence! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering for new moms?

GraveyardGriefGone

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Company, Drama, Event, family, Funeral, GraveyardGriefGone, Grief, Inappropriate Behavior, love, Marriage, mourning, Obsession, Proposal, public humiliation, relationship, reputation, sister, social media

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2536
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this guy and his late wife’s obsessed sister.

Imagine a world where you can kick out unwanted guests from funerals without any consequences! Build your own grand funeral for your virtual loved ones and watch as drama unfolds before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of social media drama as you navigate through fake injuries and reputation ruining posts. Will you come out on top or will you be labeled as the asshole of the server?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

RealizeCraft SMP: Aging & Gaming

acceptance, aging, appreciation, CHANGE, Evolution, Experience, Gaming, Gratitude, growth, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, perspective, RealizeCraft, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Time, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear. And get this, the base was guarded by a bunch of flying pigs with laser eyes! It was insane, bro. But that’s not even the best part.

On this server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against evil llamas that shoot fireballs out of their mouths. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. I’m not even kidding, it’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory up in here.

So, if you want to experience the most wild and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

BlocktopiaJoy

Bliss, BlocktopiaJoy, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, joy, Laughter, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, positive emotions, positivity, satisfaction, self-care, Serenity, well-being

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Crops Grown:	8186	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Happiness is finding a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the joy of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house out of enchanted cookies and watch as unicorns prance through your pixelated paradise. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master on our server – where happiness is just a block away!

Bye Week Baby Boom Server

baby, boom, bye, bye week, Conception, Delivery, family, Family Planning, football, football timing, Kid, NFL, parenting, Patrick Mahomes, playoff bye week, PLAYOFFS, playoffs scheduling, Quarterback, quarterback scheduling, Scheduling, Server, sports, sports scheduling, Timing, Week

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ores Mined:	1822
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that was actually a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. true story, bro. but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground base where you can battle giant spiders and ride on the backs of ender dragons. oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who are experts in redstone engineering? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and see for yourself why this minecraft server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit! trust me, you won’t regret it.