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WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP

discrimination, favoritism, lack of autonomy, lack of communication, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of teamwork, lack of transparency, lack of trust, lack of work-life balance, micromanagement, Minecraft, office politics, overwork, smp, toxic coworkers, underappreciation, unrealistic expectations, work stress, WorkdayBS

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Farms Harvested:	536
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Karen from accounting and her constant complaints about the office temperature? Sick of Steve from marketing stealing your lunch from the break room fridge? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and leave all your work woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with office drama. Build your dream base, explore vast lands, and maybe even find some hidden treasure to fund your escape from the corporate grind.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret boss mob lurking in the shadows, known only as “The Micromanager”. Legend has it that defeating this beast will grant you unlimited vacation days and a corner office with a view.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your spreadsheets and TPS reports behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a much-needed break from the daily grind. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite coworker in the form of a blocky pig named Bob.

CraftyCultureShock

adapting to new cultures, adjusting to new surroundings, CraftyCultureShock, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, different customs, diverse societies, encountering unfamiliar customs, experiencing new perspectives, exploring new territories, foreign languages, global travel, immersion in foreign cultures, international experiences, multicultural encounters, new traditions, social norms, traditional practices, traveling abroad, unfamiliar food

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Buildings Constructed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia

Arrests, child abuse, CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia, Malaysia, Melaka, Minors, Probe, rescued, suspects

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Childhood TraumaCraft

biological health, Childhood, childhood trauma, consequences, Development, disease prevention, Disease susceptibility, gender differences, health outcomes, health risks, Life, long-term effects, major diseases, Medical research, mental health, physical health, research, Risk, sex, trauma impact, TraumaCraft, unique experiences

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PlayVersion2

balanced gameplay, building, Community, competitive, Economy, Faction, Factions, Fun, hard difficulty, Legacy, Perks, pure faction, PvP, Raiding, Server, strategy, Survival, teamwork, THRIVING, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to Version2, a simple vanilla Factions server where teamwork, strategy, and survival are key! With a focus on balanced gameplay, hard difficulty, and a strong community vibe, it’s all about building, raiding, and thriving in a competitive world. Join us and create your faction’s legacy today! PvP enabled, no game-breaking perks—just pure faction fun!

playversion2.com

AlfaNetwork

2023, AlfaNetwork, Experience, fair, Founded, Fun, Gaming, mincraft, PvP, Safe, Server, Skyblock

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Emeralds Found:	3288	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Towns Built:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0

AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.

play.alfakurt.com

CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

Active players, Additions, Bedrock Port, blocks, Community, CraftedSurvival, CREEPERS, Friendly, Friends, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Minecraft, misunderstood, Pets, Playtime, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Villages Defended:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Server Name	Crafted Survival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
IP Address	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

brushing teeth, Cultural differences, dental care, dental devices, dental equipment, dental habits, dental health, dental innovation, dental technology, dental tools, Electric, electric appliances, Electric Devices, electric toothbrush, hygiene practices, innovation, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, oral hygiene, Server, sushi, Technology

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	934198	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	New Chunks Explored:	248637
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!